Donald Trump’s claims that Barack Obama had his phones in Trump Tower wiretapped — without presenting any evidence or rationale — at least got the Twitterverse thinking. Most users don’t seem particularly paranoid … but if they were they began to wonder:  “What would a wiretapper — or someone who bugged my home — find out about me?”

Lots of Tweets referred to the embarrassing stuff: scarfing down cheesecake with sound effects, endlessly watching TV, and talking way too much to pets.

There were the testaments to dull and lonely lives.

And the worrisome tweets.

Finally, the inevitable Trump zingers: