Donald Trump’s claims that Barack Obama had his phones in Trump Tower wiretapped — without presenting any evidence or rationale — at least got the Twitterverse thinking. Most users don’t seem particularly paranoid … but if they were they began to wonder: “What would a wiretapper — or someone who bugged my home — find out about me?”
Lots of Tweets referred to the embarrassing stuff: scarfing down cheesecake with sound effects, endlessly watching TV, and talking way too much to pets.
Subject continually asks dog whether he is or is not a good boy. TV is often paused to provide “legal” explanation to dog.#IfIWereWireTapped
— Lawyer Thoughts (@lawyerthoughts) March 6, 2017
#ifiwerewiretapped “Yes, Sir. We’ve got 45 pages of him ordering pizza. Yes, he always orders the same thing. Yes, he is peculiar, Sir.”
— Frankp (@FrankJPaladino) March 6, 2017
There were the testaments to dull and lonely lives.
And the worrisome tweets.
#IfIWereWireTapped all the agents assigned to me would either quit in horror or else make an appointment with me.
— mistressmatisse (@mistressmatisse) March 6, 2017
Finally, the inevitable Trump zingers: