Poor little baby Republicans in Congress are having a tough time right now. You see, they always dreamed of growing up one day, and controlling all three branches of government.

Magically, their big-boy dreams came true one day. But it really wasn’t magic at all, it happened because they were willing to lie to the American people by pushing a bullying abuser–who thinks only of himself–into the White House. His name is Donald Trump.

Now, Congressional Republicans, fresh off their big ‘win,’ can’t get through life by just blocking everything President Obama wanted to do. Now, they actually have to do some work.

Golly, isn’t work hard? You know, when you take one of your many vacations every year and actually have to attend town hall meetings where the people who pay your bills–your constituents–won’t stop screaming at you to for once do your job? That must be tough.

Or when you chanted the mantra ‘Repeal and Replace Obamacare,’ because you figured it would get you elected and now you realize that healthcare reform is complicated and even though you now have full control of the government, you can’t even agree on how to do that.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, step right up to watch the biggest bunch of self-absorbed amateurs try to tell you how you need to live your life when they don’t even know how to do their own jobs.