Let’s be real, we have known for quite a while (straight porn viewers have known for decades), that Stormy Daniels, AKA Stephanie Clifford, is a porn star and stripper. That is why Donald thought he scored big when he put his little screws to her one night.

Yet, all of a sudden, she gets arrested last night for dancing at a strip club.

Turns out, there were three vice cops at that club, something that never happens. Hmmmm, I wonder why. Actually, I dont wonder at all, Trump’s goons are out to get her because Trump knows she could go down on him in a way that he would regret.