If you don’t want to throw up all over yourself, don’t read this total ass-kissing article written about Trump by Steve Cortes.

If you don’t read it, I will give you the synopsis:

Steve Cortes is a paid shill, who would say anything necessary to make a scum bag like Trump look good. And we all know how many of those there are. But Steve takes it to a new level, making him Trump’s Total Butt Boy of 2018.

Just watch: