On Wednesday, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi asked President Trump to delay his State of the Union address due to security concerns stemming from the government shutdown. Alternatively, Trump could simply submit a written statement in lieu of an in-person speech, noted Pelosi.

Actually, she wasn’t asking him, she was telling him. That’s because the Speaker of the House has the final decision about whether or not the president can hold his State of the Union address in the Capitol Building, addressing both houses of Congress.

Poor Donnie, he never knew a ‘girl’ who could make him get on all fours the way he has done to them all of his wretched life.