Author: James Piscipo

Donald Trump On Shutdown ‘We’re Getting Crushed’

Despite his angry tweets and comments vowing to continue his government shutdown, President Donald Trump has privately conceded he is losing the political battle over his border wall, The New York Times reported Wednesday. Trump made the admission to acting chief of staff Mick Mulvaney after watching press coverage of the shutdown: “We are getting crushed!” Trump admitted. (Actually, I would say more like screwed, and you did it to yourself.) “Why can’t we get a deal?” he wondered. You can’t get a deal, Donald, because you never could do deals. That’s why you went bankrupt six times, even...

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Turns Out, There Are Tunnels Built By Mexican Drug Dealers Under Parts Of The ‘Wall’ That Exist

MEXICAN DRUG TUNNEL BUILT UNDER EXISTING U.S. WALL SEPARATING U.S. AND MEXICO Admit it, a wall can always be hopped over, run around or dug under, just as Trump says should be done if a person confronts a concrete wall (see that video here). Border security just told America that tunnels are being built under existing walls all the time. And, God forbid, we have to start using technology, the new ‘wheel,’ to handle new problems. Trump is stuck in the olden days and that is where he...

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Donald Trump Is Just A Total Jerk

DONALD TRUMP AND HIS PLAYBOY BUNNIES, ONE OF WHOM IS NOW THE ‘FIRST LADY’ Where does one start? Do we not like the fact that Donald Trump grabs women by the pussy whenever he wants? Do we not like the fact that Donald Trump is a proven fraud, one who always bragged about being a business success when in reality he blew through all of his $413 million inheritance and then had to declare bankruptcy SIX TIMES? Do we not like the fact that he screwed a pornstar while his wife was giving birth to her first child then...

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Trump Wants To Be The Next President For LIfe, Just Like China’s Xi Jinping

Trump salivates over murderous dictators, because he wants to be one. I am not saying he has murdered, because I don’t know. But I guarantee you that he wants to be a dictator for life, that’s why he would love to slurp the slime of self-elected dictator for life, Chinese president Xi Jinping. Wake up America, or you will be sleeping in China very...

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Trump Will Be Overwhelmed, Having To ‘Nasty Tweet’ Dozens Of Democratic Presidential Candidates

Donald Trump barely has enough time to be President of the United States now, what with all of the foolish Tweeting he does just to get back at his perceived enemies. (Can we say ‘72-year-old stuck in high school?’) What’s going to happen when, as expected, there are 20 or so Democratic candidates for president? Trump will be up, 24 hours a day, Tweeting his little ‘twitter’ off. God forbid there is a real national emergency that will need his attention. Then again, it is probably best to keep Liddle Donnie busy playing with his toys so he can’t...

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Trump To Federal Workers Not Getting Paid Today: Just Sell Your Shit

Born-rich spoiled brat Donald Trump doesn’t care about the people his temper tantrum in shutting down the government affects, and even insults them hugely in doing so. ‘Hold a garage sale?!’ My God, Nancy Pelosi was right to criticize Trump when she said that not everyone who needs money can just call daddy for it. Trump is a sleaze who doesn’t care about Americans, the ones who have to work for a...

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China Focuses On Artificial Intelligence And Lands On Dark Side Of Moon While Trump Wants ‘Walls, Wheels And Ropes’

During a town-hall meeting in New Hampshire before the election, Donald Trump said if elected president he would build a wall on the U.S.-Mexico border so tall that no one could scale it—or would regret it if they did. “Once they get up there,” he said, “there will be no way to get down. Well, maybe a rope, but…” Hey Donald, do you know a thing about the modern advances of technology? Probably not, because you are nothing but a born-rich kid who never had to stay up with current knowledge. He even recently said that we have ‘always...

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