Author: Samantha Smart

Trump Goes On A Nasty 50-Tweet ‘Bender’ Over The Weekend–Seems To Be Losing His Mind

There is no question that for whatever reason, Donald Trump is losing his mind. When a president of the United States spends more time nasty tweeting than protecting America from the myriad of dangers, it is time to bring out the men in white coats. As Rolling Stone reports, President Trump tweeted 50 times over the weekend, posting 20 times on Saturday, and 30 times on Sunday. Between his first tweets on Saturday morning (clips of Lou Dobbs interviewing Diamond & Silk and a former ICE director) and his last on Sunday night (“MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”), Trump took...

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Dumb Ass Trump Says He Called Apple CEO Tim Cook ‘Tim Apple’ To Save Time

Donald Trump is by far the dumbest president of the United States, ever. President Donald Trump on Monday hit back at the media attention he generated last week when he appeared to flub Apple CEO Tim Cook’s name, claiming he meant to call the executive “Tim Apple” in order to “save time.” “At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words,” Trump wrote. “The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, &...

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ Press Briefings Are Worse Than Just A Waste Of Time, They Are Dangerous

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS, TRUMP PRESS SECRETARY AND DAUGHTER OF ‘PASTOR’ MIKE HUCKABEE. THE HUCKABEE FAMILY MUST HAVE NEVER READ THE PASSAGES IN THE BIBLE ABOUT WHY LYING IS A SIN. Sarah Huckabee Sanders lies at a level never seen before for a press secretary of an American president. Whenever she speaks publicly, she sounds just like Liddle Donnie. It is nothing but lie, after lie, after lie. I don’t see the point in her holding her little lie fests with the press, it’s just more of Donald’s bullshit. But worse, her being behind the presidential podium, laughing at and...

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Roseanne Barr Says Sexually Abused Women Are Just ‘Hos’

Now, that is truly a nasty witch, which rhymes with the world I really want to use and begins with a ‘B.’ Variety magazine reports that ‘ousted ABC star Roseanne Barr used her interview on Sunday’s first episode of “The Candace Owens Show” to issue a fresh round of incendiary comments, questioning the #MeToo movement and slamming several politicians along with Christine Blasey Ford. Regarding the #MeToo movement and sexual misconduct, Barr explained that someone she had spoken to had said, “‘[The women] were there in the room because they thought they were getting a job 15 years ago,’”...

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Trump Wouldn’t Be President If We Knew He Fucked Pornstar Stormy Daniels For $130,000

DONALD TRUMP AND THE PORNSTAR HE SCREWED FOR $130,000, STORMY DANIELS, WHILE MARRIED TO MELANIA TRUMP, WHO HAD JUST GIVEN BIRTH TO SON BARRON TRUMP Donald Trump is a total slut and a nimrod moron. Still, there were plenty of people who thought such a person would be a great presient. However, he didn’t really win the election – Hillary Clinton got 3 million more votes than Trump. Fox News hid the story about how Trump fucked and dumped Stormy Daniels, just because Fox News Chairman, Rupert Murdoch wanted Trump to win. Wink, wink, fucking...

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What The Hell Is So Horrible About ‘Socialist’ Programs Like Social Security And Medicare?

I don’t know about you, but everyone I know who benefits from programs like social security and Medicare are thankful they have those social safety nets to protect them in their later years. We have a very interesting situation happening now: The concept of ‘socialism’ has been brought before Congress and all of America. The ‘old ones’ think taking care of old people through these programs are now fighting the ‘young ones,’ who think these programs and more are good for America. How weird and how very...

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Twitter Sucks

DONALD TRUMP IS SUCH A WIMP, HE HAS TO HIDE BEHIND HIS ‘TWITTER’ Enough already of Donald Trump’s twitters, and those of his sons and daughter. Twitter sucks, period. Whatever happened to making speeches and not hiding behind a cell phone? Again, Twitter...

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President Trump Makes A ‘Going Down’ Payment For Sex With Porn Star Stormy Daniels

A CHECK PRESIDENT TRUMP WROTE, WHILE PRESIDENT, TO SHUT UP PORN STAR STORMY DANIELS, WHO HE FUCKED WHILE MARRIED TO MELANIA TRUMP. I MEAN, REALLY, PEOPLE? In the world of American politics, this crap couldn’t even be made up. A candidate for President of the United States pays off a porn star he had sex with while he was married so he can get elected to the top job on the planet (at least it was the top job before a scumbag got it)? And now, we have proof, in the form of a payoff check signed by none...

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