Author: Samantha Smart

Billionaire Cabinet Member Wilbur Ross Just ‘Can’t Understand’ Why Federal Workers Need Food: ‘Just Get A Bank Loan’

Wow, you can’t get more out of touch than that. You, a billionaire (God knows what nasty crap you did to become one), as a member of the Trump administration that shut down the U.S. government, are now shaking your head, wondering why unpaid federal workers are going to food banks to feed their families? After all, Ross says, you just need to go and get a bank loan. Oh, and by the way, Ross got rich by buying out struggling companies, firing their employees and then dumping the failing companies on unsuspecting...

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Nancy Pelosi Just Told Trump, In Front Of The World, To Shut His Fat, Lying Mouth

CNN just reported that Democrats will block President Donald Trump from giving his State of the Union address in the House chamber until the partial government shutdown ends, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Wednesday. After Pelosi’s announcement, the president appeared to give up on his earlier promise to go on with his speech as planned. He quickly said he would hold an unspecified “alternative” event and contended that the California Democrat is “afraid of the truth.” He called Pelosi’s move “a great blotch on the incredible country that we all love.” First, Trump doesn’t realize the speech is one...

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Mike Pompeo Wants Trump’s Job – Now That Would Be A Greedy, Fat Pig Match Worth Watching

SECRETARY OF STATE MIKE POMPEO WANTS TRUMP’S JOB Yeah, I know Pompeo is talking about running for the Senate, but no blowhard like that wants just to be a Senator, he wants to be king, be president. I am sure Trump is smart enough to see the encroachment upon Trump’s perceived turf as president. I would love to see these two fat, entitiled white pigs eat each other up to get that big fat...

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When John McCain Died, Lindsey Graham Decided To Spread His Gay Wings

LINDSEY GRAHAM CAN FINALLY FLY AMONG THE GAYS Liddle Lindsey Graham is now Trump’s butt boy, ever since John McCain died and made Lindsey an orphan. During the long week of mourning for the late Sen. John McCain, perhaps the oddest side story was the one about what in the world was going on with his erstwhile best bud, Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina. At a time when one might have expected Graham to proudly take up McCain’s maverick mantle, he was weakly backing the president’s puerile behavior one day and then saying it “pissed him off” the...

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Donald Trump Is Running Scared, And Away From Speaker Nancy Pelosi

NANCY PELOSI HAS TOLD TRUMP YOU AREN’T GOING TO MAKE A STATE-OF-THE-UNION SPEECH AT THE U.S. CAPITOL It has been more than 24 hours since Speaker Nancy Pelosi told Donald Trump he is not invited to hold a State of the Union address in the U.S. Capitol. Pelosi makes that decision, not Trump, and perhaps that is why he has not uttered a word about it. Liddle Donnie is running scared because for once in his life, he is being controlled by a woman with more power than just her pussy...

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The Wall Isn’t ‘Immoral,’ It’s Just Plain Stupid

Newly elected Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi recently said that Trump’s wall is immoral. While I understand her implication that a wall stands for keeping good people out, I don’t think a wall is immoral, but Donald Trump, who wants to build it, is immoral because he wants to do it for the wrong reasons (to get re-elected president, as though that will ever happen). In fact, a wall makes sense at some parts of the U.S. / Mexico border, and in fact we already have one in most of those areas. But a wall is not the...

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Ivanka Trump Is Worried If Daddy Will Go To Jail Because Daddy Works For Russia

Axios reports that president Trump denied working for Russia while speaking to reporters outside the White House on Monday, responding to a New York Times story that the FBI opened a counterintelligence investigation into whether he was secretly “working on behalf of Russia against American interests” after the firing of FBI Director James Comey. “I never worked for Russia. And you know that answer better than anybody. I never worked for Russia. Not only did I never work for Russia, I think it’s a disgrace that you even asked that question because it’s a whole big fat hoax. It’s...

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