When all through the house is nothing stirring but a mouse is a great thought, the worse thought is that the simplest mouse has become the biggest and greediest rat, named Donald J. Trump and he wants to steal Christmas from us all.

It is the perfect time for America to stand up to rats like Trump and tell him that we want so much more for our country. Maybe we can’t stop him from becoming the President of the United States, but we sure as Christmas can stop him from stealing our dreams and hopes of living a free and prosperous life.

Let’s celebrate this incredible holiday by thanking the higher beings for this day, and then move on to making sure the lowest being, Donald Trump, doesn’t steal our Christmas dreams.