Can you imagine having won the highest office of the land–even the universe–and complaining that you wish you had your ‘old job’ back? Unthinkable, right? Not so for Donald Trump. He said yesterday he preferred his old job.

If this is the case, and considering how poorly his performance has been as President of the United States, I say we give him his old job back and tell him not to let the door hit his ass on his way out.