Donald Trump likes his old life, because, you know, it was easier. Yes, I would imagine just slapping your name on buildings and saying you’re big all the time would be easier that being The President of the United States. A lot easier.

Can you imagine having won the highest office of the land–even the universe–and complaining that you wish you had your ‘old job’ back? Unthinkable, right? Not so for Donald Trump. He said a few weeks back that he preferred his old job.

If this is the case, and considering how poorly his performance has been as President of the United States, I say we give him his old job back and tell him not to let the door hit his ass on his way out.

But ‘The Donald’ has an ego bigger than California, and he will never leave his ‘throne,’ even though he knows he is in over his head in a den of deadly tigers.