See, the problem here, is that if the president does ‘it,’ we all think we can do ‘it,’ too. You know, it is that thing called ‘leadership.’

For example, if the president grabs women who don’t want to be grabbed, we can all do it. If the president cheats on his taxes, we can all do it. If the president lies under oath, we can all do it.

So, America, let’s all do whatever the heck we want, because if Trump can do it, so can we.