We all know the ‘names,’ ‘Little Marco’ Rubio, ‘Pocahantas’ Elizabeth Warren, ‘Lyin’ Ted’ Cruz, ‘Rocket Man’ Kim Jong Un, ‘Sloppy Steve’ Bannon, ‘Dicky’ Dick Durbin, ‘Little’ Adam Schiff, ‘Sneaky’ Diane Feinstein, Jeff ‘Flakey’ Flake, and on and on and on.

How juvenile even for a juvenile.

But since Trump is our leader, and as such sets the tone for what it is OK for the rest of us to do, we came up with our own list of nicknames for Team Trump:

10) ‘Slimy’ Jim Kelly

9) Hope ‘Hickey’ Hicks

8) ‘Scary’ Tony Scaramucci

7) Sarah ‘Miss Piggy’ Sanders

6) Betsy ‘I hate Schools and My Brother Kills People for Money’ DeVos

5) Rick ‘ I Can’t Remember the Name of the Department I Am in Charge of’ Perry

4) Steve ‘Foreclosure King’ Mnuchin

3) ‘Tiny Ears’ Jeff Sessions

2) Rex ‘Ex Secretary of State’ Tillerson

And of course,

1) ‘Liddle Lyin’ and ‘Cheatin’ Donnie’ Trump