Donald Trump’s past is catching up with him so fast, he just may be scewered by Robert Mueller for Christmas. The average Christmas pig never deserves such treatment, but Donald Trump has wronged, cheated, raped and stolen so much throughout his life, he just may be the first pig deserving to be scewered.

I could list all of the reasons this is true, but really, all it takes is for one to read a single newspaper or watch a single espisode of news on a credible news station to realize that this is one pig that needs to have that steel rod up his rear.