I have to be up no later than 8am every day, but today I got up at 6am, just so I could get the latest information on how bad things are for Donald Trump.

After all, it is now official that pretty much everything Trump has touched is under criminal investigation.

But there is something terribly wrong with the fact that we are all enthralled with this story of the incredible shrinking president: Donald Trump is the President of the United States and he is failing so miserably that every American is in danger of failing, too.

And in an ironic twist of The Trump Show, Donald is now threatening to shut down the country’s ability to laugh at him via Saturday Night Live skits.