God knows what Father Trump did to Donnie. It must have been ugly, ‘cause God knows Donald is one ugly pig. We can’t blame our parents for all of our faults, but one can’t help but wonder what happened there. Donald Trump is one ugly mess of a person, and that ugliness is spreading to every American, only because for some unexplainable reason, Donald became president.

But now that he is president, we are all confused. Trump promised constant winning, yet all he has done as president is lose. And lose BIG.