Starbucks ‘King’ Just Doesn’t Have The ‘Mo-Joe’ To Be President Of The United States

STARBUCKS FOUNDER MAKES A GREAT LATTE, BUT A HORRIBLE PRESIDENT

Yes, I know Democrats are all up in arms over the idea of Starbucks Founder Howard Schultz running for president. The main reason, they say, is that he intends to run as an Independent and they feel – perhaps rightly so – that he would simply take votes from the Democratic (yes, the word is ‘Democratic,’ not ‘Democrat’) candidate and deliver the election to Donald Trump.

I have a more important reason for opposing Schultz: he is just another billionaire, who thinks because he founded a company that sells a drug like caffeine, that he has super powers beyond the value of any experience whatsoever in governance.

Have we not learned a thing about the disaster that such a person brings to our government?

I mean really.