Author: Kwotable

Just What Is John Bolton Up To?

We here at Kwotable have never really trusted John Bolton. He has always been a war monger, always. And he always wanted to start a war with Iran. Up until Trump started what could be a war with Iran, Bolton said he would not, now says he will testify, if subpoenaed to appear at the impeachment trial of Trump. Gee, let’s do some simple math, Bolton wouldn’t testify against Trump, until Trump gave Bolton what he has had wet dreams about, a war with Iran. Considering all of this, does anyone really think Bolton would tell the truth if...

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Republicans Want Trump Jr. To Be The Next President Of The United States

DON JR. LIVING THROUGH HIS DELUSIONS WITH A RIFLE AND CLIP PICTURING HILLARY CLINTON BEHIND BARS What’s great about America is that anyone can become president. The bad thing about it is that it could be ANYONE. The New York Post reports something so awful, it will make a lot of people viciously ill. ‘Two of President Trump’s children, Ivanka Trump and Donald Trump Jr., are among the top four Republicans being considered by GOP voters as the party’s nominee in the 2024 presidential election, according to a new poll. The poll, released Saturday by Axios and SurveyMonkey, found...

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Don Jr. Calls His New Book ‘Triggered.’ The Question Becomes: Who Is Holding The Gun?

Interesting choice of words for the title of Don Jr.’s first ‘book.’ We didn’t know Jr. can write, but we did know someone could be paid to do it for him. The title does beg an obvious question: who is pulling the ‘trigger?’ The Guardian reports: ‘ Triggered, billed as the book the “left doesn’t want you to read”, was published on 5 November and heavily promoted by the RNC, which emailed supporters offering signed copies for sale. It went on to top the prestigious hardcover non-fiction list. According to reports in the New York Times, a financial disclosure...

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Chuck Todd Just Said That ‘A Lot Of People ‘Don’t Believe The New York Times.’ Seriously?

The Times itself reported on Wednesday that The New York Times Company earned an operating profit of $37.9 million in the second quarter of this year—down from last year but still pretty healthy—thanks in large part to the paper’s combined print and digital subscriber base of 4.7 million readers. If you are among that 4.7 million, you have been won over with some canny marketing. The Times’ decision to heavily invest in attracting subscriptions from a national (even international) audience has been a savvy and largely successful one, but almost by definition these world-conquering ambitions can only succeed at...

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America’s ‘Swamp King’ Isn’t Donald Trump, It’s Mitch McConnell

Harvard constitutional law professor Laurence Tribe hit out at Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) on Twitter after the GOP Senate Majority Leader revealed he would seek to fill any Supreme Court vacancy in 2020, the HuffPost reports. Said Tribe: “Hypocrisy is McTurtle’s middle name. And his first and last name too. What a flagrant dickhead!” The man who makes his living from the government by doing nothing at a base salary of $193,400/year thinks business in America is not doing well because too many Americans feel “they’re doing too good with food stamps, Social Security and all the rest.” McConnell...

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If Crazy Clown Trump Gets Acquitted, He Will Spend All Of His Time Getting Revenge On His ‘Enemies’ And Zero Time Running The Country

Donald Trump has made a lifetime being a bully, a crook and a vengeful prick who takes down anyone who criticizes him. That’s fine for a real estate developer, but hardly acceptable for the behavior of the President of the United States. It is not necessary for us to ‘catalog’ Trump’s disgusting history of degrading, insulting and abusing everyone he doesn’t like – we all know that story. But just think about how little actual work he will do if he continues to be the President of the United States. My God, he will spend the rest of his...

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