Author: Kwotable

Dow Hits Record High on Trump Election, Too Bad Trump Voters Have No Money in the Market

IMAGE CREDIT: ITAPUNTA.COM Isn’t that special? The Dow just hit a market high, presumably upon the election of Donald Trump for President of the United States. Funny, though, the average Trump voter has nothing invested in the stock market, nor do they have any money at all. Looks like Trumpkins just got Trumped once again. Poor things, who probably always will be....

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Trump calls protests ‘unfair’ in first controversial tweet as president-elect

President-elect Donald Trump broke the relative calm that had fallen over his often controversial Twitter account Thursday night to blame the demonstrations against his election victory on “professional protesters” who he says have been “incited by the media.” “Just had a very open and successful presidential election,” Trump tweeted. “Now professional protesters, incited by the media, are protesting. Very unfair!” He posted the tweet amid the second day of anti-Trump protests in cities across the nation. The tweet dismissing the protests as being professionally orchestrated and created by the media (it’s not clear why the media would need to incite the protesters if they are professionals), seems to conflict with the conciliatory and unifying tone the president-elect had taken since his victory speech early Wednesday. In fact, the tweet about the protesters came 9 minutes after another one describing his “great chemistry” with President Obama. “Melania liked Mrs. O a lot!” he...

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America’s New ‘Gold’ Standard: Lie, Cheat, Steal and Rape All the Way to Sunday

IMAGE CREDIT: ALTERNET.COM My parents always told me to tell the truth, respect others and never abuse the ones you love. They were hardly perfect in any one of those areas, but at least they tried to make me understand the importance of doing your best to do those things well. Now America has voted into the Oval Office a man–which is being too gracious–who has never told the truth, respected others, or avoided abusing those who think they love him. So I am totally conflicted here. My parents were avowed Republicans and I think they would be the first ones in line today to disavow such a meaningless commitment. Being a good person was what they always told me to do first. They always corrected my tendencies to want, need and complain. I am not sure where America can go next, because I never thought it would ever, ever go here, in the first...

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America’s First Lady Goes from Role Model to Sex Model

IMAGE CREDIT: COSMOPOLITAN Matt Ralston put it best about America’s new ‘First Lady:’ Melania Trump used to be a hooker, I know this from firsthand experience. She is denying this. It’s already been proven that Melania Trump is a liar. She lied about having graduated from college, which was a laughable claim as if models know how to read. She also plagiarized Michelle Obama’s speech and lied about it. The most shocking detriment to her character is that she apparently voluntarily has sex with Donald Trump and they produced a child as a result, which is absolutely horrifying. It’s recently been reported that she once worked as a prostitute and her lawyer is threatening to sue several publications making this claim for defamation including, DailyMail, The Week, Politico, Inquisitor, Liberal America, Bipartisan Report, and others. But they can’t sue me, because I don’t have an office and they don’t know where I live. I guess isn’t looking to be great as much as it is looking to be like a...

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America Just Made History by Electing Its Sleaziest, Laziest and Least Knowledgeable President Ever

IMAGE CREDIT: RAWSTORY.COM Donald Trump is the next President of the United States? Really? A guy who couldn’t manage a single Taco Bell location without assaulting the female employees is now our president? OK, I have now, officially,  had enough of this B.S. A guy–and that is being nice–who has told the world he abuses women, because, you know, he can, is going to be our president? Are you f-ing kidding...

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Americans No Longer Need to Worry about Paying Taxes

IMAGE CREDIT: KWOTABLE.COM Did America just elect Trump as president because they just don’t want to pay taxes? Probably. He hasn’t in decades and they figure if the ‘boss’ doesn’t have to pay taxes, then why should they? Nobody wants to pay taxes, but there is that pesky problem that occurs when people don’t: roads, bridges (like the one Chris Christie cut off) and highways start to crumble, and because Congress has been blocking our black president from getting them fixed, they are crumbling to no end. And hey, what couldn’t be better than having a president who doesn’t pay taxes, and who won’t make you pay taxes either, and claims it’s all going to be great. Here is what is wrong with that idea: I just took a picture of a major road in a major city of America, and I found nothing but garbage, ripped–up lottery tickets that lost and empty beer cans on the side of the road. America has become nothing but a country of takers who think they can keep taking until there is nothing left to take. They could be right....

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Hey America, if You Lie, Cheat on Your Spouse and Don’t Pay Your Taxes, You Too Can Be President!

IMAGE CREDIT: WONKET.COM So here we are on the day after election day, 2016, and I, for one, am stunned at what has just happened. Perhaps I should have seen this coming, but I sure as heck didn’t. I truly believed that good would trump evil. I believed Americans know better than to put a total creep, like Donald J. Trump, in the oval office. I was wrong, as wrong as one can be. So, now we have a serial abuser–of everyone–who likes to brag about the of everything he has (which is debatable) and who know will be sitting in the Oval Office holding the nuclear codes in the palm of his hand. America, how did you let this...

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