Even Home Alone ‘Kevin McCallister’ Wants Donald Trump Cut Out From His Life

Jan 13, 2021

LISTEN: Finally ‘The Lights Came Back On’ In Georgia: Warnock, Ossoff Win The Senate

Jan 6, 2021

Hey ‘Merica, Tired Of All Of This Winning?

Jan 5, 2021

WATCH: THIS Is Why Trump Has Exposed Himself As America’s Biggest Loser

Dec 14, 2020

WATCH: Right Now, America Needs A Little More Schitt’s Creek And A Lot Less Of Trump’s Crap

Dec 12, 2020

Give It Up Donnie, You Were Never Qualified To Be The President In The First Place

Nov 29, 2020

Followers Of The Trump Cult Have One Of Two Choices: Either Leave Or Die

Nov 20, 2020

WATCH: Here Is Why Kamala Harris Is The Best Pick To Be Biden’s VP

Nov 20, 2020

To All Whom Trump Has Paid To Suck Up To Him: The Check Is Most Definitely NOT In The Mail

Nov 1, 2020

WATCH: Trump Isn’t Just Losing His ‘Hair,’ He’s Losing His Mind

Oct 29, 2020

Trump: The Apprentice Or The Biggest Loser?

Oct 28, 2020

Mitch McConnell Is Nothing But A Pond Scum Suck Up

Sep 20, 2020

Polls Mean Nothing, Trump Will Lie, Cheat, Steal, Even Kill To Get Re-Elected

Sep 13, 2020

The 2020 Presidential Election Is Going To Be One Hot, Nasty Mess

Sep 6, 2020

Donald Trump Has Proven That America Is Full of ‘Wusses’

Aug 20, 2020

WATCH: ‘My Pillow’ Founder, Mike Lindell, Pulls On Trump’s ‘Chain’ In Public

Aug 18, 2020

Lou Dobbs’ Dentures Are About To Fall Out Of His Mouth

Aug 12, 2020

WATCH: Trump Is Using Crazy Kanye West To Get Blacks To Take Votes From Biden. Laughable.

Aug 8, 2020

Get Ready Donald Trump: They Are Coming For You

Aug 2, 2020

Chief Of Staff Meadows Draws Over $200k+/Yr From Taxpayers, Says Unemployed Don’t Deserve $600

Jul 26, 2020

LISTEN: It’s Too Late Donald Trump

Jul 22, 2020

‘Rapist’ Jim Jordan Thinks Liz Cheney Is A Loser Because She Believes In Science

Jul 21, 2020

The White House Is Closed For Business Until Trump Walks Out Of It

Jul 1, 2020

This Is Donald Trump’s ‘Report Card’

Jun 30, 2020

SCREWED UP COUPLE: Kellyanne Conway Lies For Trump For Money While Husband George Conway Wants Trump In Jail

Jun 27, 2020

If Everyone Who Snorts Drugs Was Arrested, Donald Trump Would Be Behind Bars

Jun 25, 2020

Why Is America Pretending We Have A President?

Jun 23, 2020

It’s Now Clear That Trump Likely Had Jeffrey Epstein Killed: Sex Trafficker Epstein Likely ‘Sold’ Melania To Donald

Jun 22, 2020

Donald Trump Is America’s Dumbest President, Bigly.

Jun 21, 2020

Not Wearing A Mask In Public Right Now Is Like Having Sex With A Stranger Without A Condom

Jun 14, 2020

Hungry For A ‘Jack-Off,’ Trump Holds Rally But Says If You Come And Get Sick, Not His Problem

Jun 12, 2020

We Don’t Need More Police, Just More Good Ones, To Make America Great Again

Jun 7, 2020

Our Taxes Pay The $170,000+ Salaries Of Mitch McConnell’s Senate, Yet They Want To Cut Us Off From Pandemic Insurance?

Jun 6, 2020

Chuck Todd Is Weak, And Has Totally Destroyed ‘Meet The Press’

Jun 3, 2020

The U.S. Pussy-Grabber-In-Chief, Donald Trump, Is About To Fall Into A Huge Vagina

Jun 3, 2020

Trump Grabs Pussies And Bibles Whenever He Gets Horny–For Sex Or Power

Jun 3, 2020

Donald Trump Is Getting His Wish: He Has Started A Civil War In America

May 31, 2020

Trump Has Succeeded – The United States Is Now Officially A ‘Shit Hole Country’

May 29, 2020

Trump Is Doing A Great Job – At Burning Down America

May 29, 2020

WATCH: Birx Is Just Another Trump Suck Up

May 24, 2020

Donald Trump Is A Cult Leader, Not A US President

May 24, 2020

Donald Trump Wants America To Go Backwards, Americans Want To Move Forward

May 4, 2020

WATCH: My God, How Did This Dumb-As-A Post Loser Become The President Of The United States?!

May 4, 2020

America Is About To Have A Civil War. Thanks Trump!

Apr 30, 2020

WATCH: Donald Trump Is A ‘Pansy Ass’ Who Dishes It Out But Can’t Take It

Apr 24, 2020

Trumpers Who Don’t Want To Stay At Home Because They Think The Virus Is A Hoax Wear Masks

Apr 22, 2020

Trump Loves Being On TV Every Day, Doesn’t Realize He’s The Fool-In-Chief, And It’s Hard Not To Watch Him Melt Down

Apr 19, 2020

Trump Fires The Person In Charge Of Distributing $2 Trillion Aid Package, So He Can ‘Taunt’ People With The Money

Apr 7, 2020

Trump Makes Even Lady Liberty Cry

Apr 6, 2020

Trump Now Calls Hospital Workers ‘Thieves’ For Wearing Masks That Keep Them From Dying

Mar 30, 2020

Dunkin Donuts ‘Munchkins’ Have More ‘Balls’ Than Treasury Secretary Mnuchin Could Ever Dream Of Having

Mar 26, 2020

Try Calling Mitch McConnell’s Office And Nobody Will Answer, Because He Is In Hiding

Mar 16, 2020

Trump Is Just Another Bernie Madoff

Mar 16, 2020

Bernie Sanders Is At It Again: He Will Let His Outsized Ego Screw Up The Next Election

Mar 11, 2020

Don Quixote And Donald Trump Love To Fight Inanimate Objects, Like Windmills And The Coronavirus

Mar 8, 2020

WATCH: Trump’s New Chief-Of-Staff Mark Meadows Is A Total Asshole

Mar 6, 2020

Donald Trump Is Nothing But A Sniveling, Selfish, Paranoid Freak Who Craves Power He Doesn’t Deserve

Mar 1, 2020

If Democrats ‘Go High,’ We Will Have A Dictatorship, This Has Become A Full-On War For Democracy

Feb 22, 2020

Seriously Fucked Up: Trump’s Son Gets Permit To Hunt Alaska Grizzly Bear

Feb 22, 2020

Bernie Sanders Came Out On Top In Iowa, But Is Pissed Because Pete Buttigieg Did Just As Well

Feb 9, 2020

For The Next Nine Months, Donald Trump Will Do No Work, Except To Seek Revenge Against Anyone Who ‘Crossed’ Him

Feb 9, 2020

Trump Is Trying To Start An American Civil War – Let’s Not Let Him

Feb 7, 2020

This Nut Job Is A Senator?

Jan 28, 2020

Ken Starr Needs To Treat That Skin Cancer Before Defending Crook Trump

Jan 28, 2020

WATCH: Alan Dershowitz Is Nothing But An Old, Money-Grabbing Freak With No Balls And No Conscious

Jan 27, 2020

America Has To Make A Decision: Who Are We?

Jan 27, 2020

WATCH: Senator Susan Collins Is So Weak, SNL Has Made Fun Of Her For Being A Wimp

Jan 27, 2020

The ‘Sham’ And The ‘Hoax’ Is One Donald John Trump

Jan 26, 2020

FOX ‘News’ Isn’t Covering Trump’s Trial. What Does That Tell Us?

Jan 22, 2020

American Democracy Is A Young ‘Experiment,’ And We Will Soon Find Out If It Succeeds Or Fails

Jan 22, 2020

WATCH: Ellen Reminds Us What Made America Great In The First Place

Jan 22, 2020

Ancient ‘Turtle’ Mitch McConnell Must Not Realize Americans Now Have DVR

Jan 21, 2020

WATCH: ‘Senator’ Martha McSally Dismisses Legitimate, Highly Respected Reporter For Asking An Honest Question

Jan 17, 2020

Ah, Karma, What Goes Around Comes Around: ‘Donald John Trump, YOU’RE FIRED’

Jan 16, 2020

Bernie Sanders Is A Total Fraud

Jan 16, 2020

Gay Porn Stars Say Lindsey Graham Is A Gay Slut Who Likes It Dirty

Jan 10, 2020

LISTEN: What’s With All The Sniffing? What The Hell Is Trump Snorting?

Jan 9, 2020

WATCH: Nikki Haley Is Nothing But A Trump Butt Kisser

Jan 7, 2020

Don Jr. Calls His New Book ‘Triggered.’ The Question Becomes: Who Is Holding The Gun?

Jan 1, 2020

LISTEN: We All Need To Pray For Donald Trump, Because He Really Is Out There, On His Own

Dec 27, 2019

America’s ‘Swamp King’ Isn’t Donald Trump, It’s Mitch McConnell

Dec 23, 2019

Christian Evangelicals Are Being Bent Over And Screwed By Trump So They Can Get Judges

Dec 22, 2019

If Crazy Clown Trump Gets Acquitted, He Will Spend All Of His Time Getting Revenge On His ‘Enemies’ And Zero Time Running The Country

Dec 22, 2019

It’s Time To Realize That Trump Is America’s Biggest Threat

Dec 21, 2019

Mitch McConnell Is Nothing But An Ass-Kissing Sniveling Creep

Dec 19, 2019

Yes, We Do Hate Trump, And We Hate Him Because He Is A Crook Using Our Government For His Own Enrichment

Dec 18, 2019

Donald Trump Is About To Have His Worst Day, EVER

Dec 18, 2019

WATCH: Joan Crawford Takes Down Pepsi The Way She Would Take Down Donald Trump

Dec 9, 2019

Donald Trump Doesn’t Have The Balls Or The Brains To Prevent Him From Being Impeached

Dec 8, 2019

‘Dirty Donald’ And ‘Nervous Nancy’ Go Toe-To-Toe In A Historic And Global Match

Dec 6, 2019

WATCH: What Dirt Does Trump Have On Republican Senator Kennedy?

Dec 1, 2019

Rudy Giuliani Is About To Cough Up His Cheap Dentures

Nov 30, 2019

Ivanka Trump Is In Hiding, Seemingly Afraid Of What Will Happen To Daddy

Nov 27, 2019

My Two Biggest American Idols Are Celine Dion And Michael Bloomberg

Nov 27, 2019

No One Can Deny That Trump Has Used The U.S. Presidency For His Own, Personal Benefit

Nov 24, 2019

Excuse Me, But Anyone Who Can Make That Face Is Certifiably Crazy And Nasty, All At Once

Nov 23, 2019

Rep. Devin Nunes Is Just Another Trump ‘Bitch’

Nov 23, 2019

Rep. Jim Jordan Should Go Back To What He is Good At: Having Sex With Young Wrestlers

Nov 20, 2019

The Impeachment Hearings Are Direct Proof That America Is Truly Great

Nov 19, 2019

Congress Jim Jordan Seems Frustrated Because He Misses Watching Teen-Aged Boys In The Wrestling Locker Room

Nov 19, 2019

The Truth Is About To Take Down Donald Trump

Nov 18, 2019

Nikki Haley Thinks She Is Being ‘Clever,’ But She Is Simply Proving That She Will Lie For Power

Nov 12, 2019

Americans Don’t Speak Latin, Call It What It Is: ‘Quid Pro Quo’ Means Extortion

Nov 9, 2019

You Know Things Are Really Bad For Trump When Fox News Broadcasts Half-Hour Infomercials For A Vacuum Cleaner And Prostate Pills

Nov 9, 2019

Michael Bloomberg May Become The Next President Of The United States

Nov 9, 2019

Congressman Jim Jordan Wants To Keep It Under The Sheets: He Likes Watching Young Boys

Nov 3, 2019

Close Down FOX: Tucker Carlson Just Claimed Rep. Schiff Obsesses Over Trump, Shooting His Bodily Fluids All Over Trump’s Pictures In His Bed...

Nov 2, 2019

Trump Just Can’t Stop Grabbing P*ssy, Left And Right, Yet He Always Misses The Target.

Oct 30, 2019

If You Still Support Trump, You Are Not An American Patriot

Oct 25, 2019

Bernie Sanders’ Finger Wagging Is Aggressive And A Total Turn Off

Oct 19, 2019

The Video Of Trump Killing His Enemies Was SHOWN ON A PROPERTY TRUMP OWNS AND CONTROLS

Oct 15, 2019

WATCH: Trump ‘Shits’ All Over The Constitution

Oct 14, 2019

America Needs A Real President, Not A Narcissistic, Corrupt Potty-Mouth

Oct 13, 2019

Congress Is Corrupt Because Members Want It To Be A Career, Not Public Service

Oct 12, 2019

Donald Trump Is Nothing But A Nasty Little Fuck

Oct 9, 2019

I Am Not Particularly Religious, But If There Is A Devil, It Is Donald Trump

Oct 9, 2019

Lindsey Graham Has Become Just Another ‘Street Walker’ Selling Himself To The Corner’s Highest Bidder

Oct 8, 2019

Mitch McConnell Hates ‘Welfare,’ Yet Lives On It

Oct 7, 2019

WATCH Trump: ‘You Know It, I Know It, Everybody Knows It,’ I Am A Crook

Oct 2, 2019

Facebook Is Totally Boring, So Why Is Mark Zuckerberg A Billionaire?

Oct 2, 2019

‘Humpty Dumpty’ Just Fell off the Wall

Oct 2, 2019

Donald Trump Is Nothing But A Big Fag

Oct 1, 2019

Trump’s ‘Stooges’ Are Tripping All Over Each Other As Impeachment Looms Large

Oct 1, 2019

WATCH: What The Heck Does Lindsey Graham Have Up His Rear Lately?

Sep 30, 2019

Barr And Giuliani Are Next On The Trump Chopping Block

Sep 29, 2019

LISTEN: Trump Supporters Are Singing ‘It’s Over’ For Trump

Sep 25, 2019

Republicans Keep Making The Wrong Choices, And That Will Destroy Them

Sep 23, 2019

Because Trump Is Getting Away With Criminal Activity, So Too Can The Next Democratic President

Sep 21, 2019

Corrupt Corey Lewandowski Lies And Stonewalls To Protect Corrupt Donald Trump

Sep 17, 2019

Donald Trump Is Nothing But A Vengeful, Greedy Little Man With A Job He Never Should Have Gotten

Sep 12, 2019

Trump Is Nothing But A Spoiled Child Who Wants Attention

Sep 11, 2019

WATCH: Texas Governor Ann Richards Showed Us What A True Leader Really Is

Sep 7, 2019

Talk About Boring: Two Old White Men, Biden And Sanders, Trying To Fight Each Other. Next!

Sep 5, 2019

Trump Tries To Alter Reality Of Dangerous Hurricane Dorian Because He Hates Being Corrected

Sep 4, 2019

Corrupt, Abusive Donald Trump Has No Business Sitting In The Most Powerful Chair In The World

Aug 31, 2019

Jared And Ivanka Actually Believe They Are ‘Royalty’– The Next Election Will Put Them On The Street

Aug 22, 2019

Gay ‘Log Cabin Republicans’ Bend Over For Donald Trump Like Dogs In Heat

Aug 21, 2019

Everything Trump Touches, He Torches – Now It’s FOX News

Aug 19, 2019

Trump’s ‘America’ Is Nothing But A Bunch Of White, Male Thugs Who Are Just Scared Wimps

Aug 18, 2019

Chuck Todd Has Ruined ‘Meet The Press’

Aug 18, 2019

Screw You Trump And Cuccinelli, My Grandparents Came Here To Avoid Being Beheaded, Without A Dime, And Our Family Has Paid More In Taxes Tha...

Aug 14, 2019

Donald Trump Is A Tiny Little Man

Aug 14, 2019

Would Someone Please Tell Attorney General Bill Barr That He Is Responsible For Jeffrey Epstein’s Death?

Aug 12, 2019

Donald Trump Is Nothing But A Selfish, Greedy Fool Who WILL DO ANYTHING To Get Re-Elected

Aug 12, 2019

Did Trump Have Jeffrey Epstein Killed?

Aug 10, 2019

Donald Trump And Bill Barr Are The ‘Dark Underbelly’ Of America

Aug 7, 2019

Trump Is The World’s Biggest Liar, And He Is Awful At It

Aug 7, 2019

Republicans And Democrats All Know Trump Needs To Go

Aug 7, 2019

Sadly, America Is In Deep, Deep Trouble Right Now

Aug 4, 2019

Where’s Waldo, I Mean Donald Trump? We Can’t Find Him Anywhere.

Aug 4, 2019

Trump, Stop Playing With Your Little Twitter And Make A Nationally-Televised Speech To The Nation

Aug 4, 2019

Presidential Leadership? Trump Sits On His Fat Ass At Golf Club, Eating From His Trough, After Domestic Terrorism Slaughter

Aug 3, 2019

I Would Rather Not Hear About The Latest Mass Shooting Until Congress Grows Some Balls And Does Something About Them

Aug 3, 2019

Impeach Trump? No Way, Just Vote Him Out Of Office In A Landslide Election.

Jul 22, 2019

WATCH: Mike Pence Calls His Wife ‘Mother’ Just Like In ‘Baby Boom’

Jul 21, 2019

Trump: A ‘Man’ With No Soul And No Being

Jul 18, 2019

OK Trump, I Will Go Back To My ‘Home Country’ But I Want The $1 Million I Paid In Taxes Back First

Jul 16, 2019

Trump/Hitler Tells Most Americans To ‘Go Back To The Country You Came From’

Jul 16, 2019

The Entire Trump Presidency Is Built On Racism

Jul 15, 2019

WATCH: Trump Is Just Like Hitler: Create A Fake Level Of Hate To Gain Power

Jul 15, 2019

Wake Up Trump Supporters: Trump Would ‘Shoot’ You If He Thought It Would Get Him Re-Elected

Jul 15, 2019

Rapist, Racist Trump Tells Congress To ‘Go Back To The Country You Came From’

Jul 14, 2019

Attorney General Bill Barr Will Be Next To Go: His Father Was Child Rapist Epstein’s Teacher

Jul 12, 2019

It Runs Deep: Attorney General Barr’s Father Was The ‘Head Master’ At Jeffrey Epstein’s Private School – Seriously?!

Jul 12, 2019

Trump Labor Secretary Acosta Will Likely Be Gone By The End Of Tomorrow

Jul 9, 2019

Poor Liddle Donnie: It Will ‘Kill’ Him When He Has To Walk Out Of The White House For Good

Jul 4, 2019

I Will Me Mowing My Lawn And Cleaning My Toilet On July 4th, So I Don’t Have To Watch Trump Pretending He Is Kim Jong Un

Jul 2, 2019

A Former U.S. President Claims Trump Is An ‘Illegitimate’ President, And He’s Right

Jun 28, 2019

Trump On Whether Or Not He Raped His Latest Accuser: ‘She’s Not My Type’

Jun 25, 2019

Trump Salivates At The Thought Of Hurting Kids. Who Needs A Toothbrush Or Soap?

Jun 23, 2019

Sorry, Trump Voters, But Your ‘Fifteen Minutes Of Fame’ Are Over

Jun 19, 2019

It Must Be Asked: Is Hope Hicks Just Another Trump ‘Playmate?’

Jun 19, 2019

Trump’s National Defense Pick Is Out–He Wants To Spend More Time With The Family He Beats

Jun 19, 2019

WATCH: Kellyanne Conway Should Be Returned To The Sewer, Says The U.S. Government

Jun 15, 2019

‘Pocahontas’ Could Very Well Become The Next President Of The United States

Jun 15, 2019

Trumpgate Is Way, Way Worse Than Watergate

Jun 10, 2019

WATCH: Republicans In Congress Think They Are Still At A Frat Party

Jun 10, 2019

I Don’t Know About You, But I Am Sickened By A ‘President’ Who Calls Good People Mean, Schoolyard Names

Jun 9, 2019

WATCH: Little Jack From ‘Meet The Fockers’ Puts It Best When Describing Trump

Jun 9, 2019

Mitt Romney Proves, Once Again, That He Is A Total Wimp

Jun 8, 2019

If Trump Would Shut His Mouth, He Could Possibly Succeed

Jun 7, 2019

The Griswold, I Mean Trump Family, Goes To Europe And Everyone Laughs At Them

Jun 7, 2019

Trump Projects His Faults On Nancy Pelosi: ‘Nasty, Vindictive, Horrible’

Jun 7, 2019

Impeachment Proceedings Against Donald Trump Must Start Now

Jun 5, 2019

Donald Trump Calls Bette Midler ‘A Washed Up Psycho’

Jun 5, 2019

Maine Senator Susan Collins Has Absoltely No Spine

Jun 5, 2019

Melania And Ivanka Trump Think They Are On ‘Dynasty’

Jun 3, 2019

Queen Elizabeth And Donald Trump Are The Same: Born Rich, Entitled And Completely Useless

Jun 3, 2019

Is Trump Paying Bill Barr To Compensate Him For Ruining His Career?

May 29, 2019

WATCH: Trump Gets A ‘Hand Job’ In Public From His Cabinet Members

May 23, 2019

Don Junior Is Just So Mad They Are ‘Making Fun’ Of His Daddy

May 23, 2019

Liar, Liar Pants On Fire

May 23, 2019

Alabama Governor Kay Ivy Wants Rapists To Breed And Incest To Thrive In Her State

May 17, 2019

Don’t Alabamans Eat Eggs?

May 15, 2019

Gay Lindsey Graham Is Sucking Up To Trump To Avoid Being ‘Exposed’

May 14, 2019

The U.S. Constitution Really Is Just ‘A Piece Of Paper’

May 6, 2019

WATCH: Randy Rainbow Rips Bill Barr A New ‘A-Hole’

Apr 30, 2019

Donald Trump Is The Sickest Fuck Whoever Became President Of The United States

Apr 29, 2019

Joe Biden Gives Shoulder Rubs, While Donald Trump Grabs Pussy Whenever He Wants

Apr 29, 2019

Donald Trump Is The Real Life King Lear

Apr 23, 2019

Trump Is Nothing But A Loser, And He Never Thought He Would ‘Have’ To Be President

Apr 23, 2019

Wilbur Ross, Commerce Secretary, Is Trump’s Ventriloquist Puppet

Apr 23, 2019

Baby Trump Is ‘Crying’ Because People Who Report To Him Won’t Do What He Tells Them To Do

Apr 22, 2019

Response To The Mueller Report: ‘DUH!!’

Apr 19, 2019

Trump Thinks He ‘Owns’ Fox News And Hated Seeing Bernie Sanders Get Applause On ‘His’ Network

Apr 17, 2019

Donald Trump Is The Gayest Straight Person On Earth

Apr 11, 2019

Do You Really Want A Compulsive Liar To Be Your President?

Apr 11, 2019

People Who Think Using Twitter Is Being A Manager Are Total Losers, Especially You, Donald Trump

Apr 11, 2019

Bernie Sanders, You Will NEVER Be President So Please Just Get The Hell Out Of The Way

Apr 8, 2019

WATCH: THIS Is A President Of The United States?! Are You Kidding Me?!

Mar 31, 2019

WATCH: Trump Must Be Scared Of Beto: Beto’s Young And Has Positive Energy, Trump Is Old And Is A Negative Asshole

Mar 30, 2019

The Brother of Betsy Devos, Education Secretary, Erik Prince, Kills People For Money

Mar 30, 2019

IT’S OFFICIAL: America Is Now Run By Dictator Donald Trump

Mar 26, 2019

‘Mommie Dearest’ Set an Example for All Women

Mar 23, 2019

Democrats Need To Put Up A Real ‘Asshole’ For President

Mar 22, 2019

Washington’s ‘Odd Couple’ Is Really, Really Odd

Mar 20, 2019

Donald Trump Is So Stupid, He Resorts To Calling Joe Biden ‘Low I.Q.’

Mar 18, 2019

WATCH: Tucker Carlson And Jeanine Pirro Are Two Of The Biggest Assholes On Fox ‘News’

Mar 11, 2019

Do American Presidents Have Too Much Power? Trump Certainly Does.

Mar 11, 2019

‘My Pillow’ Sales Schlock Mike Lindell Says ‘Trump Was Made President By God.’ Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha…

Mar 10, 2019

Bernie Sanders Is A Scam Artist, But Donald Trump Is Still Way Better At It

Mar 10, 2019

Twitter Sucks

Mar 7, 2019

Judge T.S. Elliot Is Just Another Entitled White Male Who Will Jack Off Donald Trump To Keep His Job

Mar 7, 2019

Trump’s Constant Lying Is Forcing The Drive To ‘Make America True Again’

Mar 7, 2019

Donald Trump And Roger Stone Are The Real Life ‘Dumb And Dumber’

Mar 5, 2019

Trump Is Going Down On Himself Faster Than Stormy Daniels Ever Could

Mar 4, 2019

Sorry Bernie, If You Really Wanted To Help Kids Get Free College, You Would Have Done It 60 Years Ago

Mar 2, 2019

LISTEN: Trump Supporters Simply Want To ‘Burn Down The House,’ Because They Are Pissed Theirs Was Repossessed

Mar 1, 2019

Every Lie Told By Trump And Congress Destroys One More Brick In The Wall Of American Freedom And Democracy

Mar 1, 2019

Trump Runs Our Government Like Ken Lay Ran Enron: Promise The World, Deliver Total Failure And Legal Indictments

Mar 1, 2019

Trump Supporters: Donald Trump Is Head Of A Government Agency, He Is Not A Cult Leader

Feb 28, 2019

If I Were An Alien, Wanting To Know The Faults Of Humans, I Would Abscond Donald Trump And Do Studies On His Brain

Feb 27, 2019

Poor Little Lindsey Graham, A ‘Man’ Who Never Had A Real Job, Has No Idea How To Deal With Being Gay

Feb 27, 2019

Congressional Republicans Are Still Playing Queer Sandbox Games, While The Rest Of Us Want America To Be Great

Feb 27, 2019

How Come Every Asshole Republican Congressman Has A Southern Accent?

Feb 27, 2019

Cohen Hearing Proves One Thing: The Old, Male, White, Abusive And Entitled Members Of Congress Are So Yesterday

Feb 27, 2019

Jim Jordan Is A Prick, And Apparently He Likes It When Male High School Wrestlers Get Molested

Feb 27, 2019

America Needs A ‘Happy Ending,’ And Not The Kind You Perverts Who Support Trump Want To See

Feb 26, 2019

Mini-Me Don Junior Is Even Scarier Than His ‘Breeder,’ Liddle Donnie

Feb 25, 2019

DUMB CAMPAIGN MOVE: Trump Makes Fun Of 60% Of Americans – Those Who Wear Glasses!

Feb 25, 2019

WATCH: Trump Thinks He Is In ‘Central Casting,’ Whatever The Fuck That Means When Running A Democratic Government

Feb 25, 2019

What Are We About, America?

Feb 24, 2019

The Next President Of The United States Is Probably Going To Be A Woman

Feb 24, 2019

Roger Stone Just Got A Full ‘Gag-Job,’ And He Is Probably Loving It

Feb 22, 2019

Domestic Terrorist And Coast Guard Lieutenant Hasson Loves Trump, Hates CNN. Surprise, Surprise, Surprise.

Feb 21, 2019

Jussie Smollett Is A Total Scum, So Just Lock Him Up And Stop Making It 24-Hour Cable News

Feb 21, 2019

America Is Bleeding Badly, And Is Showing No Sign Of Healing Soon

Feb 21, 2019

Bernie Sanders Is As Much Of A Fraud As Donald Trump

Feb 21, 2019

Kirstjen Michele Nielsen Is Just Another Victim Of Trump, And Is His Latest ‘Butt Buddy’

Feb 15, 2019

Donald Trump Couldn’t Even Sell A Piece Of Bacon To A Hungry Dog

Feb 15, 2019

Sarah And Mike Huckabee Pretend To Be ‘Religious,’ Yet They Make Money Lying For Slimeball Donald Trump

Feb 15, 2019

Trump Bends Over For The Most Disgusting People: Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity And Matt Drudge

Feb 15, 2019

Donald Trump’s Behavior At Today’s Press Conference Was Rude, Embarrasing, And Totally Unacceptable For A President Of The United States, Bu...

Feb 15, 2019

WATCH: Trump Makes A Total Fool Of Himself At ‘National Emergency’ Press Conference

Feb 15, 2019

Hey Donnie, Stop Stuffing Your Fat Face And Do Some Actual Work

Feb 14, 2019

Susan Collins Is Just Another Weak, Meek Member Of Congress

Feb 14, 2019

We Can Do Better, And We Don’t Need Mueller To Know Trump Is A Crook And Should Be Locked Up

Feb 13, 2019

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Uses Twitter Better Than Donald Trump, And That Scares All The Old, White Men In Congress

Feb 13, 2019

You Stupid Men With Power, Could You Just, Please, Keep Your Dicks In Your Pants?

Feb 13, 2019

Donald Trump Is Afraid Of Girls – Is He Gay?

Feb 12, 2019

Republicans Think Amy Klobuchar Is ‘Too Nice’ And Yet ‘Too Mean’ To Be President. Huh?!

Feb 12, 2019

I Want Amy Klobuchar To Be A ‘Bitch,’ Anything Else Couldn’t Run The World

Feb 10, 2019

Starbucks ‘King’ Just Doesn’t Have The ‘Mo-Joe’ To Be President Of The United States

Feb 10, 2019

Donald Trump Is Nothing But A Sleazy Slut

Feb 6, 2019

Donald Trump Praises Kamala Harris, But Not For The Reasons You Might Think

Feb 6, 2019

Donald Trump Is So Stupid, He Thinks He Is The CEO Of America

Feb 4, 2019

Chris ‘Krispy Kreme’ Donut Lover Wants To Be President. Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha…

Feb 4, 2019

Starbucks Billionaire Howard Schultz Should Shove His Coffee Beans Where The Sun Don’t Shine

Jan 30, 2019

WATCH: Here Is What Hillary Clinton Thinks About Watching Trump Being Taken Down By Women

Jan 29, 2019

Kamala Harris Is Going To Rip Donald Trump To Shreds

Jan 29, 2019

The Stupidity Of Trump Supporters: ‘Lock Up Hillary Clinton’

Jan 29, 2019

Donald Trump Thinks He Is Wonder Woman, Threatens To Use His Super Powers To Get What He Wants

Jan 29, 2019

During The Super Bowl, Insurance Companies Will Try To Screw America With ‘Funny’ Commercials

Jan 28, 2019

Donald Trump Is So Unqualified To Be President, It Has Become A National Emergency

Jan 28, 2019

No Wonder Matthew McConaughey Did That Awful Lincoln Commercial: His Career Is Over

Jan 27, 2019

Kamala Harris Will Become The Next President Of The United States

Jan 27, 2019

No More ‘Bazzillionaires’ For President, Please

Jan 27, 2019

Donald Trump, I have Just One Thing To Say To You: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE, ASSHOLE!

Jan 26, 2019

The Real Problem With America Is That We Have Become A Bunch Of Fools Who Believe Whatever We Are Told

Jan 26, 2019

Mob Boss Donald Trump Needs To Go To Jail, Just Like All Of His Minions

Jan 26, 2019

Roger Stone Is A Total Freak

Jan 25, 2019

Art Of The Total Failure

Jan 25, 2019

Trump Just Had His Balls Cut Off Because He Wants People To Think He Has A Big Dick

Jan 25, 2019

The World Laughs At Trump, As He Folds Over His Wall, After Pelosi Spanked Him

Jan 25, 2019

WATCH: Ann Coulter Is Nothing But A Nasty, Skanky B*tch With Daddy Issues

Jan 25, 2019

Nancy Pelosi Told Trump To Get On ‘All Fours,’ Like A Dog, And Trump Just Did It

Jan 25, 2019

Nancy Pelosi Just Made Donald Trump Crawl Into A Corner And Pout

Jan 24, 2019

WATCH: ‘Skank’ Lara Trump, Married To Trump Son Eric, Tells Federal Workers: Who Cares If You Can’t Pay Your Bills?

Jan 23, 2019

Ari Melber Hosts The Trump ‘Four Stooges’

Jan 23, 2019

Nancy Pelosi Just Told Trump, In Front Of The World, To Shut His Fat, Lying Mouth

Jan 23, 2019

Trump Doesn’t Give A Shit That The ‘Less Fortunate’ Can’t Pay The Rent

Jan 21, 2019

It Must Be Said: Donald Trump Is Nothing But A Piece Of Human Shit

Jan 21, 2019

His Lincoln Commercials Tell The World That $95 Million-Man Matthew McConaughey Wants ‘Ultimate Control’

Jan 20, 2019

I Think Robert Mueller Now Needs To Put Up, Or Shut Up – And I Am A Democrat

Jan 20, 2019

When John McCain Died, Lindsey Graham Decided To Spread His Gay Wings

Jan 18, 2019

Trump Turns Our Government Into An Episode Of ‘Love It Or List It’

Jan 18, 2019

LISTEN: A Whole New And Beautiful World Once Trump Is Gone

Jan 18, 2019

Trump Was Too Lazy To Study Why Nixon Failed, And Now Trump Is About To Fail For The Same Reasons

Jan 18, 2019

Nancy Pelosi Is Making Donald Trump Lose Whatever Hair He Has Left That Isn’t Made Of Nylon

Jan 17, 2019

Trump Just Hates He Can’t Just Grab Nancy Pelosi By The Pussy To Make Her Do What He Wants

Jan 17, 2019

Donald Trump On Shutdown ‘We’re Getting Crushed’

Jan 17, 2019

Is Mike Pence A Robot Built By Russia To Infiltrate The U.S. Government?

Jan 16, 2019

The Wall Isn’t ‘Immoral,’ It’s Just Plain Stupid

Jan 16, 2019

Poor Donald, He’s Never Been Bossed Around By A Powerful Woman And It’s Killing Him

Jan 16, 2019

Donald Trump, YOU’RE FIRED

Jan 15, 2019

Donald Trump Is Just A Total Jerk

Jan 15, 2019

Ivanka Trump Is Worried If Daddy Will Go To Jail Because Daddy Works For Russia

Jan 14, 2019

Donald Trump No Longer Has A ‘Jalapeño’ Of Power, Now He Wouldn’t Get Hired To Manage A Taco Bell

Jan 14, 2019

Wall Street Is About To Crash Again, Just Like All The Trump Casinos

Jan 14, 2019

WATCH: OMG, Jeanine Pirro Is Just Plain Crazy!

Jan 14, 2019

Ex-Senator Jeff Flake Pretends He Cares About America Just So He Can Become President

Jan 14, 2019

The Only Republicans Who Have ‘Balls’ Are The Ones Who Quit Congress And Now Want To Be President

Jan 14, 2019

Trump’s ‘Tower’ Is On Fire

Jan 14, 2019

Trump Has Shoved A 3,000 Mile Wall Up His Own Ass

Jan 14, 2019

Do Looks Matter? What Do You Think Of Fat Politicians?

Jan 14, 2019

Is It Me, Or Do All White Supremacists Seem To Have Green Eyes?

Jan 14, 2019

Look At ‘Gay Liddle Lindsey’ Go!

Jan 14, 2019

Trump Will Be Overwhelmed, Having To ‘Nasty Tweet’ Dozens Of Democratic Presidential Candidates

Jan 14, 2019

What Is That White Piece Of Nylon Hanging Off Trump’s Head?

Jan 13, 2019

Enough Already With Born-Rich Brats Becoming President Of The United States

Jan 11, 2019

Trumper Tantrum Starves America

Jan 11, 2019

Gay Lindsey Graham Tells Trump To Use His ‘Super Powers’ To Build A Wall

Jan 11, 2019

Like All Of His Losses, Trump Tries To Pretend His Hair Is Still There

Jan 11, 2019

Trump Just Brought Back Slavery To America By Not Paying Federal Workers

Jan 11, 2019

Trump’s Supporters Are The Real ‘Snowflakes’

Jan 11, 2019

Trump To Federal Workers Not Getting Paid Today: Just Sell Your Shit

Jan 11, 2019

Ted Cruz Tries To Pretend He Isn’t A ‘Limp Wimp’ By Growing A ‘Biker’ Beard For ‘Daddy’ Trump

Jan 11, 2019

‘Liddle Donnie’ Has Never Had To Deal With A ‘Big Nancy’

Jan 10, 2019

Let The Shutdown Continue, It’s The Only Way Americans Will Realize Trump Has To Go

Jan 10, 2019

This Is Not Funny Anymore

Jan 8, 2019

LISTEN AND WATCH: This Is How We Do It, A-Holes

Jan 5, 2019

Mitch McConnell Refuses To Pull His Head Out Of His Shell Unless Trump Promises Not To Cut It Off

Jan 5, 2019

WATCH: Matthew Whitaker Is Nothing But Trump’s Newest ‘Butt Boy’ And Bodyguard

Jan 5, 2019

There Isn’t One Thing About Donald Trump That Is Good

Jan 5, 2019

WATCH: Kellyanne Conway Lives In Trump’s Sewer Every Day

Jan 4, 2019

As Dictator, Trump’s Cabinet, His Biggest Ass-Kissers, Get Big Raise While Government Is Shut Down

Jan 4, 2019

While Other President’s Studied U.S. History And Policy, Trump Studied Nothing More Than Big Breasts

Jan 4, 2019

Mitch McConnell Says He Won’t ‘Pull His Head Out Of His Shell’ Untill Trump Tells Him To

Jan 4, 2019

‘Builder’ Trump Wants The Wall For His Personal Profits, Not His Supporters

Jan 4, 2019

WATCH: Trump Has ‘Nancy Envy,’ Gets Behind Press Podium For The First Time Ever

Jan 3, 2019

R.I.P, Bernie Sanders Campaign For President 2020

Jan 3, 2019

Today, We Make America Great Again

Jan 3, 2019

WATCH: Trump Fails At Getting Mexico To Pay For His Wall, So He Punishes His Own People By Shutting Down Our Government

Jan 3, 2019

America’s First ‘Pig’ President

Jan 3, 2019

Liddle Donnie Just Can’t Seem To Get His ‘Hair’ Straight

Jan 2, 2019

Wimpy President Trump Has Been Pushed Up Against A Wall By Nancy Pelosi

Jan 2, 2019

Mitt Romney And Donald Trump Are Exactly The Same: Two Billionaire Trust Fund Babies With Zero Talent

Jan 2, 2019

Maybe The South Was Right To Want To Separate, Just So The North Could Be Great Again

Dec 31, 2018

Trump Wins Kwotable’s ‘Asshole Of The Year’ Award For Not Giving A Raise To Federal Employees He Didn’t Pay At Christmas

Dec 31, 2018

Gay Liddle Lindsey Graham Swears He Will ‘Get It Up’ For Trump’s ‘Hard’ Wall

Dec 31, 2018

Five Qualities We Need In Our Next Democratic President

Dec 31, 2018

How Did A Sleazy Used-Car Dealer Become The President Of The United States?

Dec 31, 2018

‘Liddle Lindsey’ Gettin’ All ‘Ballsy,’ What Gives?

Dec 30, 2018

WATCH: Steve Cortes Sucks Up To Trump’s Stinking Ass All Day Just To Get Paid

Dec 30, 2018

WATCH: Frustrated And Closeted Gay Man Lindsey Graham Swears At CNN Anchor

Dec 30, 2018

If Trump’s Mother Was Still Alive, He Would Shove Her Under Air Force One Just To Stay In Power

Dec 27, 2018

WATCH: Mike Huckabee Is The Most Mean-Spirited Minister On The Planet

Dec 27, 2018

What The Hell Do We Do Now, America?!

Dec 26, 2018

The Glowing Reviews Of ‘The Shape Of Water’ Show How Low Americans’ Standards Really Are

Dec 26, 2018

Trump’s New Job: ‘Want Fries With That?’

Dec 26, 2018

Republicans Don’t Like Black People Who Collect A Government Check For Doing Nothing – So, What Does That Make Ben Carson?

Dec 26, 2018

The Hugely Wealthy Americans Who Support Trump Are Right To Do So, But The ‘Poor Ones’ Need A Reality Check

Dec 25, 2018

I Miss The Day When A Cadillac Was Really A ‘Cadillac’

Dec 25, 2018

Bernie Sanders Needs To Go Away–He Already Screwed Up One Presidential Election And That Was Quite Enough, Thank You

Dec 25, 2018

It Is Time For America To Chuck Up For Good The Mucus That Is Donald Trump

Dec 25, 2018

From 30-Foot-High Concrete Wall, To Metal Slats. What’s Next, A Rickety Picket Fence?

Dec 25, 2018

The Donald Will Now Report To The Nancy On January 3

Dec 24, 2018

Gerald Ford Pardoned Richard Nixon Just To Be President And Mike Pence Will Do The Same When Trump Resigns

Dec 23, 2018

Having Accentally Shut Down The US Government, Liddle Donnie Trump Is Home Alone And Scared

Dec 23, 2018

In The ‘Un-Trump’ Spirit Of America, I Have Been Feeding The Family Living In A Tent Behind My House For Christmas

Dec 23, 2018

Trump Can’t Wait To Plant His Fat Ass On A Mara-A-Lago Christmas Tree While Federal Workers Go Without Pay

Dec 22, 2018

WATCH: Baby Trump Shuts Down Government, Blames It On His Small Dick

Dec 21, 2018

Trump Is About To Cancel Christmas For Millions Of Americans

Dec 21, 2018

Trump Still Can’t Get His ‘Wall’ Up After Two Years Of Trying For An Erection

Dec 21, 2018

What The Hell Is Going On Between MSNBC’s Stephanie Rhule And Ali Velshi?!

Dec 21, 2018

Trump Supporters Scramble To Arrange The Chairs On Their Sinking Ship

Dec 21, 2018

Baby Trump Is Losing So Much He Just Wants To Go To Mar-A-Lago And Cry

Dec 21, 2018

LISTEN: America ‘Has Lost That Lovin’ Feeling’ For Donald Trump

Dec 21, 2018

WATCH: Fat Bully Donald Trump Bends Over For Fat Bully Rush Limbaugh

Dec 21, 2018

WATCH: Trump Took Responsibility For A Shutdown On National TV, Now Says It’s The Democrats’ Fault

Dec 21, 2018

Daddy Trump Got Liddle Donnie Confused: Winning Is Not Losing And Losing Is Not Winning

Dec 20, 2018

Kwotable Staff Are Constantly Called ‘Snowflakes’ By Trump Supporters, Some Of The World’s Biggest Wimps

Dec 20, 2018

Donald Trump Is Such A Faggot Drama Queen – And I Can Say That Because I Am Gay

Dec 20, 2018

‘Yes, I AM A CROOK!’

Dec 20, 2018

I Am A Democrat, Yet I Find It Sad To Watch Donald Trump Fall So Fast And So Hard

Dec 20, 2018

LISTEN: Donald Trump Supporters Just Don’t Stop Believin’

Dec 20, 2018

‘My Pillow’ Crack Addict Dave Lindell Is Nothing But A Paid Shill For Donald Trump

Dec 20, 2018

WATCH: The Daily Show Highlights Trump’s Inablity To Speak

Dec 20, 2018

From America’s Mayor To Total, Weird, Lying Maniac With Yellow, Rotten Teeth

Dec 19, 2018

Trump Is As Dumb As A Dumb F*ck Could Ever Be

Dec 19, 2018

Everything Donald Trump Touches Dies

Dec 19, 2018

WATCH: Unlike The Obamas, The Trumps Never Laugh, Because They Live Dirty, Nasty Lives

Dec 19, 2018

WATCH: Trump’s Wall, Just Like His Presidency, Is Crumbling Before Our Eyes

Dec 19, 2018

LISTEN: All I Want For Christmas Is To Have A Real Leader Back In The White House

Dec 19, 2018

Ironically, The Only ’Walls’ Trump Has Built Are The Ones Closing In On Him Right Now

Dec 19, 2018

LISTEN: You’re A Mean One, Mister Trump

Dec 18, 2018

Trump Runs To Mar-A-Loser For Over Two Weeks To Hide From America

Dec 18, 2018

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Nothing But A Highly-Paid Liar For Donald Trump – And You’re Paying Her Bill

Dec 18, 2018

It’s Time For All Americans To Put Our Differences Aside And Stand As One Great Country

Dec 18, 2018

WATCH: RIP And Thank You For Making America Laugh, Penny Marshall

Dec 18, 2018

My Pillow’s Mike Lindell Loves Heroine and Donald Trump – Buy His Pillow Only If You Hate Family Values

Dec 18, 2018

LISTEN: As Long As You Aren’t Donald Trump, Who Is About To Go To Jail, A Great Christmas Is Ahead

Dec 18, 2018

WATCH: America Needs Another Ann Richards Right Now

Dec 17, 2018

WATCH: You Dirty Rat, Donald Trump

Dec 17, 2018

Trump’s Supporters Are Such Wimps And Such Snowflakes

Dec 17, 2018

Stephen Miller’s New ‘Hairdo’ Is As Fake As The Man Himself

Dec 17, 2018

LISTEN: Let’s Put Our ‘Trump Troubles’ Aside For Christmas And Celebrate Our World

Dec 17, 2018

Poor Little Melania Trump Just Can’t Seem To Catch A Break

Dec 17, 2018

Clown Trump Wants Saturday Night Live To Stop Making Fun Of Him

Dec 17, 2018

Rudy Giuliani Needs To Spend Less Time Defending Trump And More Time Replacing His Rotten Teeth

Dec 17, 2018

I Got Up Two Hours Early This Morning Just To Watch ‘The Trump Show’

Dec 17, 2018

Rudy Giuliani Goes From America’s Mayor To National Freak

Dec 16, 2018

WATCH: SNL And A World When Donald Trump Just Imagined He Was President Of The United States

Dec 16, 2018

Ding Dong, The Witch Is Gone

Dec 13, 2018

Trump’s Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Just Like ‘Miss Piggy’

Dec 13, 2018

LISTEN: Donald Trump Is Going Down, Can You Feel It?

Dec 13, 2018

Donald Trump Has Fallen Because He Is A Psycho And A Total Whore

Dec 13, 2018

WATCH: Elf On A Shelf Replaced By Huckabee In A Tree

Dec 12, 2018

Trump Thinks His Supporters Are As Dumb As A Wall

Dec 12, 2018

The Huckabee Family Is Sacreligious As Hell

Dec 10, 2018

LISTEN: Too Much, Too Little, Too Late Donald Trump

Dec 10, 2018

Now That I Realize How Incredibly Dirty Donald Trump Is, I Need A Really, Really Hot Shower

Dec 10, 2018

Trump Is About To Become America’s Roasted Christmas ‘Pig’

Dec 10, 2018

Lady Liberty Has Had Quite Enough Of Donald Trump

Dec 8, 2018

Trump Just Got Fried Like The Chicken He Continually Devours

Dec 7, 2018

Hey Donald Trump: ‘You’re Fired!’

Dec 7, 2018

It’s Time To Roast America’s Biggest Turkey, Donald Trump

Dec 4, 2018

Sinking Ship Donald Trump Has Lost The Power Of The US Presidency

Dec 4, 2018

Donald Trump: The Incredible Shrinking President

Nov 30, 2018

Trump, Sunk, Dumped

Nov 29, 2018

Trump’s America: Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Nov 28, 2018

Trump And ‘Company’ Think They Can Lie Daily And The World Will Always Be Their ‘Oyster’

Nov 26, 2018

Self-Proclaimed ‘President T’ Needs To Take That ‘T’ And Shove It Right Up His Rear

Nov 25, 2018

Donald Trump Is Dangerously Stupid And Selfish

Nov 24, 2018

After Massive Election Losses, Trump ‘Holes Up’ In Whitehouse

Nov 13, 2018

Poor, Complaining Baby Trump Blames Stock Market Crash On Democrats

Nov 12, 2018

America Has Lost Its Competitive Edge: We Now Hate The Immigrants We Used To Welcome

Nov 3, 2018

Trump’s Last Week Of Freedom

Oct 31, 2018

Donald Trump Is America’s First Racist President

Oct 29, 2018

When Trump’s America Becomes Only About Money, We All Lose

Oct 28, 2018

Dump Trump And Make America Great Again

Oct 22, 2018

Donald Trump Is The Big ‘Black Face’ Of America

Oct 19, 2018

Trump Commits Treason Against U.S. To Protect His Personal Finances

Oct 17, 2018

Donald Trump Can’t Stop Stroking Himself Long Enough To Recognize The Danger Of Hurricane Michael

Oct 10, 2018

GOOD NEWS: Donald Trump Says We Dont Have To Obey The Law Or Pay Taxes!

Oct 7, 2018

Senator Jeff Flake Is A Total Fake

Oct 6, 2018

A Strong Minority Takes Over The Majority, But The Democrats Are Too Weak

Oct 5, 2018

Sadly, President Trump Is A Sick, Selfish, Abusive Liar

Oct 3, 2018

If Trump Doesn’t Have To Pay Taxes, Why Should We?

Oct 3, 2018

Rachel Maddow Retreats From Her $15 Million Job Because Chris Hayes Won An Emmy

Oct 1, 2018

This Time, Kavanaugh Will Have To ‘Pull Out’

Sep 27, 2018

Senator Lindsay Graham Is Gay As Gay Can Be And He Keeps Bending Over For Trump

Sep 17, 2018

Purge Trump And Make America Great Again

Sep 17, 2018

Trump Is Nothing But A Sniveling Little Fool

Sep 10, 2018

Watching Trump’s John Bolton Make A Speech Is Like Watching A Snail Take A Crap

Sep 10, 2018

WATCH: Melania Screws Donald Trump In Public

Aug 30, 2018

WATCH: DONALD TRUMP IS A ‘TEENY WEENY LITTLE MAN’

Aug 27, 2018

Trump Supporters Are As Stupid Is, Stupid Does

Aug 26, 2018

WATCH: Donald Trump’s Counselor, Kellyanne Conway, Will Bend Over Backwards To Defend Her Crook Boss

Aug 24, 2018

David Pecker Is A Total Prick

Aug 23, 2018

WATCH: ‘Flower Of The South’ Lindsay Graham Bends Over For Donald Trump

Aug 23, 2018

Trump’s Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders Looks Just Like Miss Piggy

Aug 22, 2018

Hey You 35% Who Support Trump, Either Read Up, Shut Up, Or Get The Hell Out Of America

Aug 20, 2018

The Walls Are Closing In On ‘Liddle Donny’

Aug 20, 2018

Donald Trump Is American Enemy Number One

Aug 18, 2018

Donald Trump’s Family, Friends And Associates Wish He Was Never Elected President

Aug 7, 2018

Congress Needs To Shove Trump Aside And Start Working To Make America Great Again

Aug 7, 2018

It Must Be Asked: Is Hope Hicks Donald Trump’s Current Mistress?

Aug 7, 2018

Donald Trump Is Toast

Aug 6, 2018

Donald Trump Is Not The President

Aug 6, 2018

Donald Trump Needs To Step Aside, So We Can Keep Making America Great

Aug 6, 2018

Trump’s Supporters Are Sinking On The Titanic

Aug 5, 2018

WATCH: Real Time With Bill Maher

Aug 3, 2018

Most Trump Supporters Probably Think The Constitution Is What Happens When You Can’t Go To The Bathroom

Aug 3, 2018

Donald Trump Is America’s Biggest A-Hole

Jul 30, 2018

WATCH: Trump Runs From The Press Like A Melting Snowflake

Jul 27, 2018

World’s Biggest Wimp

Jul 25, 2018

WATCH: Trump Hires New Press Secretary

Jul 21, 2018

Donald Trump Has Putin Envy

Jul 21, 2018

John Bolton, Who Started The War In Iraq, Wears A Hitler-Like Mustache–Just Plain Creepy

Jul 20, 2018

Trump Is The World’s Biggest ‘Snowflake,’ Makes Fool Of Himself, And Us, With Putin

Jul 19, 2018

America, You Must Immediately Report To Our New Global President, Vladimir Putin

Jul 16, 2018

Trump’s Supporters Have Been Duped By A Con Artist, AND THEY STILL DON’T SEE IT

Jul 12, 2018

Trey Gowdy Goes From ‘Straight’ To ‘Gay’

Jul 12, 2018

Liddle Donnie So Wants To Be A Dictator, He Is So Dumb He Doesn’t Realize That We Don’t Have Those In America

Jul 11, 2018

My Closest Family Is Disgusted By Trump, But Even They Aren’t Doing A Damn Thing About It

Jul 7, 2018

I Can Guarantee That Donald Trump And His Supporters Would Laugh At This Photo

Jul 7, 2018

Americans, Freedom Is Not Free

Jul 6, 2018

Donald Trump Will Defend A Pedophile, As Long A He Says Nice Things About Him

Jul 6, 2018

WATCH: Donald Trump Is A Very, Very Sick F**k

Jul 6, 2018

Donald Trump Wants To ‘Gas’ Americans Who Don’t Like Him

Jul 5, 2018

Trump Is the Real-Life Joker From Batman And Robin

Jul 4, 2018

Donald Trump, Snowflake-In-Chief

Jul 3, 2018

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, The Reddest ‘Hen’ Ever

Jun 28, 2018

Gee, Another Mass Shooting In America–’Eye Roll’

Jun 28, 2018

WATCH: Full Episode Of Bill Maher Real Time

Jun 23, 2018

Trumpworld speaks to the dying of human decency: WOMP WOMP

Jun 21, 2018

Trump Is So Weak, He Has To Blame All Of His Failures On Others

Jun 20, 2018

It Is Time For America To Throw The Baby Out With The Bathwater

Jun 8, 2018

Kamala Harris Will Be The Next President Of The United States

Jun 8, 2018

McConnell is making Democrats’ midterm strategy much easier

Jun 7, 2018

The Only ‘Deal’ Trump Can Do Is Ruin The United States of America

May 29, 2018

Rosanne Blows Her Career By Sucking On Donald Trump’s Racist Needs

May 29, 2018

WATCH: Are We F-Ing Kidding? Is This What A Shithole America Has Become?

May 26, 2018

Trump Has Become The Head Pig In A Very Big Swamp

May 26, 2018

Americans Got So Fat And Happy That They Don’t Care That Donald Trump Is Raping Them In Public

May 26, 2018

America, Get Off The Couch And Stop Playing With Your Private Parts, We Have A Constitutional Crisis At Hand

May 26, 2018

Trump And His Billionaire Friends Are Raping America To Milk Every Last Cent From The Average Person’s Pocket.

May 19, 2018

The ‘deep state’ is in Trump’s own White House

May 14, 2018

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Gets Ready For The Future By Wearing A Prison Uniform

May 12, 2018

Dumb And Dumber

May 6, 2018

WATCH: Porn Star Daniels Takes Saturday Night Live By Storm

May 6, 2018

Scott Pruitt Defines The Trump Swamp

May 3, 2018

America’s Primal Scream

May 3, 2018

Trump spent years in reality TV. Why doesn’t he have better stagecraft?

Apr 27, 2018

Trump Tower Burns To The Ground

Apr 22, 2018

‘The Trump Show’ Season 2, Episode 13: ‘I always like remaining flexible’

Apr 22, 2018

Paul Ryan, Third In Line To Be President, Didn’t ‘Know The Guy’ Who Headed Up The FBI?! WTF?!

Apr 16, 2018

WATCH: Trump And His Lawyer ‘Meet The Fockers’

Apr 15, 2018

Comey Writes About Trump’s Russian Prostitutes – And He Should

Apr 13, 2018

Donald Trump Is Totally ‘Pee’d Off!’

Apr 13, 2018

People keep going on Fox to tell Trump to do things – but does he listen?

Apr 12, 2018

President Trump Is A Total Slut

Mar 25, 2018

President, Or The Weakest Person On The Planet?

Mar 12, 2018

The Deal ‘Closer’ Is Not Donald Trump, She Is A Famous Porn Star, Stormy Daniels

Mar 10, 2018

It’s Time to Take Mitch McConnell off of His 30-Year-Long Welfare Plan

Mar 5, 2018

WATCH: SNL Hope Hicks Skit Is Hilarious

Mar 5, 2018

WATCH: Seth Meyers Slams Donald Trump And Ted Cruz, All At Once

Mar 1, 2018

Hope Hicks, 29, Says She Is Resigning Because She Is ‘Exhausted’

Feb 28, 2018

‘Liddle Donnie’ Is Watching His World Shrivel Up Right Under His Eyes

Feb 28, 2018

All Lies Matter

Feb 28, 2018

‘Whore Force One’ Is Loaded With Passengers

Feb 27, 2018

Jennifer Aniston Is So Incredibly Self-Absorbed

Feb 27, 2018

Hope Hicks Isn’t The Only Person Getting Off Of ‘Whore Force One’

Feb 27, 2018

Welcome To The United States Of Russia

Feb 27, 2018

Ivanka Trump Is Nothing But A ‘Barbie Doll’ Who Does Whatever Daddy Says

Feb 27, 2018

When Trump Isn’t On His Knees For Putin And The NRA, He Is Pissing All Over America

Feb 25, 2018

Bernie Sanders promoted false story on reporting Russian trolls

Feb 24, 2018

The Devil Before Us

Feb 23, 2018

Paul Manafort Is Totally Screwed

Feb 23, 2018

Donald Trump Junior Needs To Go F**k Himself

Feb 21, 2018

WATCH: Donald Trump Is A ‘Teeny Weeny Little Man’

Feb 18, 2018

Florida’s Governor Rick Scott Thinks The New FBI Director Should Resign, After Just Months In The Job, After Parkland Shooting

Feb 18, 2018

Donald Trump Lost And Hillary Clinton Won

Feb 16, 2018

If Trump Wasn’t Legally Elected, Can We Get Our Money Back For His Constant Weekends Off?

Feb 16, 2018

Senator Chuck Grassley Can Go Suck My ‘Gun’

Feb 15, 2018

Trump Is The Most Successful Con Artist In Human History

Feb 15, 2018

WATCH: Mr. ‘I, Alone Can Fix It’ Trump Oversees 8 US School Shootings In Just Seven Weeks!

Feb 15, 2018

Congress Is A Bunch Of Wimps, They Won’t Allow Guns In Their ‘Chamber’ But They Are Happy With Them Being In Schools, Churches And Bars...

Feb 14, 2018

Is The White House Now Just A ‘Wife-Beating Frat House’ Where Everyone Sleeps Around?

Feb 13, 2018

Why Do Retired Military Personnel Wear Their ‘Medals’ On Their Chests While The Rest Of Us Keep Our ‘Resumes’ Privat...

Feb 13, 2018

Donald Trump Couldn’t Even Manage A ‘Taco Bell’

Feb 13, 2018

Trump, Don’t Think America Is Falling For Your Crap

Feb 12, 2018

WATCH: Samantha Bee–Racist Roadshow

Feb 11, 2018

Guess We Got That One Right: Chief Of Staff John Kelly Looks Greasy, And Like He Smells Bad

Feb 10, 2018

Puzder ‘Pulled Out’ Before ‘Inseminating’ Our Government Because He Exposed Himself–Lucky Little Andy

Feb 10, 2018

Donald Trump Is The King Of Talking Incessantly And Saying Absolutely Nothing

Feb 10, 2018

It Is Hard To ‘Grasp’ How Small Trump’s Penis Must Be

Feb 10, 2018

Why Hope Hicks Is (Almost) As Bad As The ‘Tribe’ She Hangs With

Feb 10, 2018

Trump Says ‘Falsely Accused’ Abusers’ Careers Are Ruined, So Does That Mean His Accusers Are Telling The Truth?

Feb 10, 2018

WATCH: The Latest, Full Episode Of Real Time With Bill Maher

Feb 10, 2018

What Is The Deal With Hope Hicks? Just, Exactly, What Kind Of ‘Professional’ Is She?

Feb 10, 2018

WATCH: Bill Maher’s Best Monologue, Ever

Feb 10, 2018

Is It A White House Or Just A Brothel That Abuses Women?

Feb 9, 2018

Since It’s OK For Our President To Call People Names, We Made Our Own List…

Feb 9, 2018

It Seems Hope Hicks Has Been ‘Dating’ All Over The White House

Feb 7, 2018

It’s Not About The Tanks, It’s About The Spirit Of The People Who Operate Them

Feb 7, 2018

Chief Of Staff John Kelly Looks Greasy, And Like He Smells Bad

Feb 6, 2018

Trump’s ‘Ship of Fools’ Even Dumber Than Trump

Feb 5, 2018

Sarah ‘Suckabee’ Sanders Bends Over For Boss Trump Regardless Of The Position He Demands

Feb 4, 2018

WATCH: ‘First Ladies’ Reunite On Saturday Night Live

Feb 4, 2018

Why I Don’t Say ‘First Lady’

Feb 3, 2018

Devin Nunes Tries To Suck Off Trump’s Biggest Problem–The Russia Investigation

Feb 2, 2018

Trump Runs Off To Mar-A-Lago Again To J-Off While The Stock Market Collapses

Feb 2, 2018

Trump’s Swamp Is Getting Deeper: From Betsy DeVos, to Tom Price, To Brenda Fitzgerald, Now To Ben Carson

Feb 1, 2018

Trump Has Left A Trail Of ‘Tail,’ But Does It Matter?

Feb 1, 2018

Paul Ryan ‘Farts’ Out Of Both Sides Of His Mouth

Feb 1, 2018

Devin Nunes Is A Cockroach Steeming Under The Fabric Of Our Government

Feb 1, 2018

Trump Keeps Stroking His Tiny ‘Tower,’ Thinking That We Are Impressed

Jan 31, 2018

The Trump Conundrum

Jan 31, 2018

Poor Liddle Paul Ryan Wants It So Bad, But Will Never Be President

Jan 30, 2018

Sarah Huckabee (Pastor’s Daughter) Sanders’ Job Is To Put Lipstick On A Pig

Jan 29, 2018

Traitor? ‘Liddle Donnie’ Coddles Russian Intelligence Agencies While Decimating Our FBI And CIA

Jan 29, 2018

Trump Can’t Just ‘Fire’ Everyone To Get What He Wants

Jan 29, 2018

Trump Loves To Flash His Dental Implants–What Toothless 71–Year-Old Wouldn’t?

Jan 28, 2018

The Biggest Danger Trump Poses To America Is Our Loss Of Honesty And Integrity

Jan 28, 2018

“My father sees one color, green… That’s all he cares about is money.”

Jan 27, 2018

Trump Screws Everyone: Family, Friends, Girls–Does He Screw His Wife?

Jan 25, 2018

Trump Is A ‘Taker’ And He Is Turning America Into A ‘Shithole.’

Jan 24, 2018

America’s Dumbest, Lamest, Least-Educated President Ever Just Shut Down The Government He Is Supposed To Run

Jan 22, 2018

Trump’s ‘Tower of Cards’ Just Folded, Big Time

Jan 22, 2018

Paul Ryan Is The Biggest Pussy To Ever Have Had The Title Of ‘House Leader.’

Jan 21, 2018

WATCH: SNL–Robert Mueller On The ‘Hot Seat’

Jan 21, 2018

Kellyanne Conway Is Nothing But A Skanky Bitch

Jan 20, 2018

Danger Ahead: America’s President Is A Total Nut Job With His Shaky Finger On The Nuclear ‘Button’

Jan 20, 2018

Trump Is A Scam, A Scum, And A Slut–Read This From CNN And You Will Agree

Jan 20, 2018

Time To Move To Norway

Jan 19, 2018

Who Cares If Trump Is A Total Slut, He Just Can’t Get Shit Done

Jan 19, 2018

Trump Claims Success On One Thing, The Rise Of The Dow, But Is It Rising Too Fast?

Jan 16, 2018

The Huddled Masses And The Myth Of America

Jan 15, 2018

Time To Dump Trump: He Is A Loser, A Cheater, A Liar and A Total Pig

Jan 15, 2018

If You Voted For Trump, You Should Go To ‘Hell’ With Him

Jan 15, 2018

Religious ‘Leaders’ Sell Out For Rapist Donald Trump

Jan 15, 2018

‘Thinking’ Americans Knew All Along What Trump’s Slogan Meant–So Did His Supporters

Jan 15, 2018

It’s Trump Supporters, Not ‘Liberals,’ Who Are The Weakest Among Us

Jan 15, 2018

The ‘Emperor’ Has No Clothes

Jan 15, 2018

Trump Is Destroying America. He Says ‘Get Haitians Out,’ But Really, We Need To ‘Take Him Out’

Jan 14, 2018

Trump Doesn’t Want Black People ‘Coming To America’ – Kills DACA

Jan 14, 2018

Insurance Companies Use ‘Humor’ To Sell Bad Policies

Jan 13, 2018

71-Year-Old ‘Playboy’ Trump Thinks Nothing Of You, Everything Of Himself

Jan 13, 2018

OK, 35%, It Is Time For Us To Have A Serious Talk

Jan 13, 2018

Maybe Trump Is Not Mentally Ill. Maybe He’s Just a Jerk. – New York Times

Jan 13, 2018

Trump Is Ripping Apart The Fabric Of America

Jan 12, 2018

Secretary Of State Tillerson Now Needs To Step Up Or Step Out

Jan 12, 2018

Trump Is Turning America Into The Biggest ‘Shithole’ On Earth

Jan 12, 2018

Decision Time: Is America Really Willing To Throw Our Democracy To A Total Racist?

Jan 11, 2018

WATCH: Beyond Fire And Fury – Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

Jan 11, 2018

Trump Tells The Senate To ‘Take Control’ Of Their Women

Jan 11, 2018

Welcome To The United States Of ‘Dumberica’

Jan 10, 2018

Everything President Trump Does, He Does For Himself

Jan 10, 2018

Why Oprah Should Not Run For President In 2020

Jan 9, 2018

Trump Says He Is ‘Like, Really Smart.’

Jan 6, 2018

Trump Has All Of The Advantages, Yet He Is Still A Miserable Jerk

Jan 5, 2018

Republicans Would Rather ‘Beat Up’ Hillary Clinton Instead Of Defending America Against Russia

Jan 5, 2018

Why Go Back To Work? Trump Has Already Gotten What He Wanted By Being President

Dec 31, 2017

Trump Just Screwed America, Like ‘The Cat That Ate The Canary’

Dec 21, 2017

No American Should Ever Have To Pay A Bill To Stay Healthy

Dec 20, 2017

Donald Trump Is The Biggest Pig On The Planet And Yet He Is President Of The United States

Dec 19, 2017

Maine Senator Susan Collins Goes From ‘Straight’ To ‘Crooked’ For A Personal Pay Off

Dec 19, 2017

Trump Is About To Become America’s First Dictator

Dec 17, 2017

WATCH: Samantha Bee Celebrates ‘No More’ Roy Moore

Dec 16, 2017

Ty Cobb’s Mustache Creeps Me Out

Dec 13, 2017

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is As Much Of An Abuser Of Women As Is Donald Trump

Dec 13, 2017

Donald Trump Is A Lying, Cheating, Abusing, Bullying Jerk. Period.

Dec 11, 2017

America Is Being Run By A Total Mad Man

Dec 1, 2017

No Policy Should Be Enacted By Congress Until We Know If Trump Stole The Election

Dec 1, 2017

Rapist Trump Still Supports Juvenile Rapist Roy Moore

Nov 26, 2017

WATCH: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Becomes A Star

Nov 25, 2017

Donald Trump Really Could Go To Jail

Nov 24, 2017

WATCH: Samantha Bee Tells Roy Moore To ‘Shove It’

Nov 24, 2017

Democrat, Republican, President of the United States: Sexual Abuse Is Not OK

Nov 24, 2017

As The World Is ‘In Flames’ Trump Plays Golf With Tiger Woods Today

Nov 24, 2017

Who Are We, America?

Nov 16, 2017

Trump Is The Biggest Show And The Biggest ‘Con Job’ On Earth

Nov 12, 2017

Donald Trump’s Biggest Lie: ‘Believe Me’

Nov 9, 2017

Two Charts Show The Simple Math: More Guns Means More Mass Shootings

Nov 6, 2017

WATCH: As The White House Melts Down, SNL Mocks Manafort, Sessions, Trump On Russia

Nov 5, 2017

The Huckabee Religion Is The Almighty Dollar

Oct 31, 2017

Dumbo Donald Trump Is America’s Dumbest, Most Corrupt President, Ever

Oct 30, 2017

‘White House Down’ Is No Longer Just A Movie

Oct 30, 2017

A Fish Rots From The Head And The Whitefish Deal Smells Like A Rotten President

Oct 29, 2017

America Has A Very Big ‘Bernie’ Problem

Oct 29, 2017

If, Like Trump, A US CEO Said Publicly ‘I’m A Really Smart Person,’ He Or She Would Be Demoted Immediately

Oct 25, 2017

America’s President Is Racist-In-Chief

Oct 20, 2017

Putin Says Americans Should Respect Trump ‘Because He Is The President.’

Oct 20, 2017

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Lies For The Biggest ‘Pig’ In America, So I Think This Comparison Is Fair

Oct 20, 2017

Poor Trump Voters: The One Thing He May Get Done Is Handout For His Rich Friends–And Of Course, Himself

Oct 20, 2017

Even Life-Long Republicans Think Donald Trump Is Mentally Ill

Oct 19, 2017

It’s Fair To Say Sarah Huckabee Looks Like Miss Piggy, Becasue She Lies For A Man Who Is A Pig

Oct 18, 2017

‘Minister’ Mike Huckabee Taught His Daughter How To Lie For Sex Abuser Trump For The ‘Almighty’ Dollar

Oct 18, 2017

“My Country, ‘Tis of Thee” Is Being Led By A ‘Man’ Who Grabs P@ssy Cause He Can

Oct 17, 2017

Trump: America’s Biggest Loser

Oct 17, 2017

Past US Presidents Hated Putin, But Trump Had Prostitutes Pee On Obama’s Russian Bed And It’s On Putin’s VCR

Oct 17, 2017

Donald Trump Is A Mess Who Can’t Stop Grabbing Girls Below The Waist

Oct 16, 2017

Being A Member Of Congress Is Now ‘Just A Job’ Not A Purpose

Oct 15, 2017

America IS Great And, We, The People, Need To Remember No One President Can Mess That Up

Oct 15, 2017

WATCH: This Lay’s Commercial Will Make You Laugh And Forget About World Problems

Oct 15, 2017

Does The American Anthem Really Mean Anything Anymore?

Oct 14, 2017

Trump Is Fat, Stupid, And The Biggest Loser In The World

Oct 14, 2017

WATCH: Seth Meyers Calls Out Trump For Being A Total Jerk

Oct 14, 2017

Time For Us To ‘Tell You Like It Is’ Trump, You Are A Total Loser Who Is Ruining America

Oct 13, 2017

Trump Belongs In A Straightjacket, Not The Oval Office

Oct 12, 2017

Hitler, Putin, Now Trump?

Oct 11, 2017

Maybe Trump Should ‘Fire’ The 254 Million Americans Who Watch Football And Sit On The Couch During The National Anthem?

Oct 11, 2017

WATCH: Eminem Trashes Trump In This Video

Oct 11, 2017

Hey America, If You Don’t Like Football Players ‘Kneeling’ Get Off Of Your Couches And Do Something Productive

Oct 10, 2017

Our President Is An Unsupervised Five-Year-Old

Oct 10, 2017

Pence Gets On His Knees For Trump, While Colts Players Kneel To Protect Our Freedoms

Oct 8, 2017

Banning ‘Bump Stocks’ Is Like Putting A ‘Band-Aid’ On A Cancerous Tumor Bleeding Puss

Oct 5, 2017

WATCH: Samantha Bee Shows How Trump Has ‘Crappped’ All Over Puerto Rico

Oct 5, 2017

The Huckabee Religion Is The Almighty Dollar

Oct 5, 2017

Trump Is The Biggest ‘Dumb Ass’ To Ever Be Elected President Of The United States

Oct 4, 2017

All Of President Trump’s Cabinet Members Should Show Their Spines And Walk Out Together

Oct 4, 2017

WATCH: Samantha Bee Slams Trump For Being A ‘Poor Sport’

Oct 3, 2017

Sarah Huckabee Is Nothing But Trump’s Lying Bit@h

Oct 2, 2017

After Deadliest Shooting Massacre In US History, White House Says ‘Now Is Not The Time To Talk About Gun Control’

Oct 2, 2017

Oh Please ISIS, You Had Nothing To Do With This, You Are Bigger Losers Than Is Donald Trump

Oct 2, 2017

Are We Really Going To Let The ‘Lowly’ 30% Of America Destroy Our Great Country?

Oct 1, 2017

There Is Strength Only In Numbers–Kneel Away NFL And Beat This Bully Trump

Oct 1, 2017

Trump: Talking to NK’s Kim a waste, ‘will do what needs to be done’

Oct 1, 2017

He Sure As Heck Isn’t My President

Sep 30, 2017

Trump’s ‘World’ Is A Figment Of His Imagination

Sep 27, 2017

Trump Divides America Along Racial Lines And Our Foreign Enemies See It As Opportunity To Attack

Sep 24, 2017

Trump Says Players Should Be Fired For Kneeling At Anthem But Tweets Video Of Him Violently Abusing A Secretary of State?

Sep 24, 2017

Donald Trump Is Nothing But A Selfish Born-Rich Jerk Who Couldn’t Care Less What It Takes To Make a Living

Sep 22, 2017

Bernie Sanders Is A Bigger Fraud Than Donald Trump, And That Is Saying Something

Sep 17, 2017

Our ‘Baby-In-Chief’ Really, Really Needs A Parent Right Now

Sep 17, 2017

Memo to Sarah Huckabee Sanders: You don’t decide who gets fired in the U.S. media

Sep 13, 2017

Trump Publicly Abuses MSNBC’s Classy, Talented, Hard-Working Katy Tur

Sep 13, 2017

WATCH: John Oliver Proves Sheriff Arpaio Really Is A Creep

Sep 13, 2017

WATCH: Let’s Not Forget The President Of The United States Is Abhorrent Abuser Of Women

Sep 12, 2017

Steve Bannon About To Light The White House On Fire

Sep 11, 2017

Art Of The Deal? Trump Has All The Power In The World And Can’t Get Anything Done.

Sep 9, 2017

Rupert Murdoch Is The ‘Overlord’ Of Male Sexual Predators

Sep 8, 2017

Eric Bolling is out at Fox News amid allegations of sexual harassment — and the network is canceling his new show – Business Insider

Sep 8, 2017

‘Straight Talk’ Time: Donald Trump Is Unhinged and Mentally Unstable

Sep 7, 2017

America Needs A President, Not A Lying Fraudulent Cheater

Sep 6, 2017

Ivanka Trump Sells Shoes Made In China As Her Father Throws Hard Working People Out Of America

Sep 4, 2017

Hillary Clinton Was Right: Donald Trump’s Supporters Are Truly ‘Deplorable’

Sep 4, 2017

WATCH: Reagan’s ‘Shining City Upon On A Hill’ Is Quickly Sliding Intro Trump’s Dirty, Greedy Swamp

Sep 1, 2017

The President Who Never Was

Aug 30, 2017

WATCH: As He Exits The White House And Re-Enters Brietbart, Let’s Remember Who Really is Sebastian Gorka

Aug 27, 2017

Hurricane Harvey Is Trump’s ‘Katrina Moment’

Aug 27, 2017

When The Cat’s Away, You Can Bet The ‘Rats’ Will Play

Aug 26, 2017

Trump’s Pardon of Racist Arpaio Only Proves That Donald Trump Is A Racist

Aug 26, 2017

America Needs To Find Its ‘Soul’ Again

Aug 26, 2017

WATCH: John Oliver Condeming Racist Trump

Aug 25, 2017

As Texas Braces For Disaster From Hurricane Harvey, Trump Just Twitters People Who Criticize Him

Aug 25, 2017

Trump Is So Dumb He Re-Tweets Image Of Trump/Obama ‘Eclipse,’ Not Realizing that Obama Is the Sun and Trump Just the Moon

Aug 24, 2017

Mnuchin Is That Hated High School Nerd Who Tried To Get Revenge By Screwing Poor People And ‘Buying’ A Hot Wife

Aug 22, 2017

Education Secretary, Betsy Devos, Wants Her Brother To Kill People For Money

Aug 22, 2017

MASSIVE FAIL: Trump Incites Racial Violence, Rejects All Of Congress, and May Go to Jail For Laundering Dirty Russian Money

Aug 22, 2017

Trump Just Can’t Wait To Throw Gas On The US Racial Fire In Arizona Tonight

Aug 22, 2017

Senate Leader Mitch McConnell Doesn’t Think Trump’s Presidency is ‘Salvageable’

Aug 22, 2017

What Will Steve Bannon Do, and Does Anyone Really Care?

Aug 21, 2017

Trump’s Words Are Meaningless, So, Sadly, No One Will Watch His Live Speech on Afghanistan Tonight

Aug 21, 2017

Trump Watches The Eclipse Not Realizing The Universe Is Telling Him ‘Your Ying is Nothing But a Piece of Yang’

Aug 21, 2017

The Power of The Eclipse and The Universe Makes Donald Trump Look Like An Easily-Crushed Ant

Aug 21, 2017

Drug Companies Rule America, Not The President

Aug 21, 2017

Trump Just Exudes The New American Culture: I Want Everything And I Want It Now And I Don’t Care

Aug 20, 2017

Fired Bannon Says He Has ‘Both Hands On His Weapons’ And He Is Going To ‘Blow Up The Opposition’

Aug 20, 2017

Kwotable And The Drudge Report Are At Odds, Because One of Us Tells The Truth

Aug 19, 2017

Straight Talk: Donald Trump is A Loser and Cheater and an Abuser of Women And Minorities

Aug 19, 2017

Remember, America, This Is Our Country, Donald Trump Just lives in It And All of That Gold He Sits On Is About To Be Repossessed

Aug 18, 2017

Guess What You Bullying White Men? Your Days of Carnage and Abuse Are Now Over.

Aug 18, 2017

I Loved ‘The Art Of The Deal.’ Until I Realized It Was Nothing But Made Up Garbage

Aug 18, 2017

The ‘Bully Pulpit’ Is Stacked Up With So Much ‘Red Meat’ It Will Soon Collapse

Aug 18, 2017

Three Nationally-Respected Magazines Run Front Covers Portraying Trump as a Racist

Aug 18, 2017

Donald Trump Will Resign Before the End of The Year To Avoid Jail Time

Aug 17, 2017

Our President Has No Moral Authority, So We, The American People, Must Provide It

Aug 17, 2017

What Happened, ‘The Donald,’ We Thought You Were Going To Stop ISIS?

Aug 17, 2017

Donald Trump Is Racist-In-Chief

Aug 17, 2017

Forget Trump, Where Are The Leaders?

Aug 16, 2017

Any Official Who Publicy Supports Donald Trump Right Now Is Just Being Given a Paycheck

Aug 16, 2017

Trump Is Nothing But A Racist, Plain and Simple

Aug 15, 2017

Donald Trump Proves Today That He’s a Racist And He Doesn’t Care

Aug 15, 2017

Donald Trump Couldn’t Effectively Manage a Single-Location KFC, Yet Alone the US Government

Aug 15, 2017

Trump Is Now The New Neo-Nazi Of America

Aug 14, 2017

Donald Trump As President: ‘SAD!’

Aug 14, 2017

Don’t Worry, Donald, Americans Will Take It From Here When It Comes To Running The Country

Aug 14, 2017

Trump Finally Denounces the KKK, Yet First Had To Brag About The Economy

Aug 14, 2017

Steve Bannon Is The Definition Of A Human Mess Who Hates Black People

Aug 13, 2017

WATCH: Trump Adviser, Sebastian Gorka, Self-Proclaimed ‘Doctor,’ Is The World’s Biggest Jerk

Aug 13, 2017

Trump Can Brag All He Wants About The Stock Market, The Country Is Falling Apart

Aug 13, 2017

What Kind Of A U.S. ‘President’ Sits On His Ass While KKK Members Kill Americans?

Aug 13, 2017

Mr. ‘Straight Talk’ Trump Lies So Much His Lies Can’t Be Remembered

Aug 13, 2017

President Trump ‘Dogwhistles’ The KKK

Aug 13, 2017

Mr. ‘I Alone Can Fix It’ Trump Has Just Screwed Up The Entire World

Aug 12, 2017

Time For Straight Talk: Donald Trump is a Racist

Aug 12, 2017

Little Donnie Just Plays Shakespeare on ‘Twitter’ While Deadly American Riots Burn On

Aug 12, 2017

Trump Finally Makes Statement About Deadly Charlottesville Riot Yet Brags About The Great Economy Obama Created

Aug 12, 2017

Hey Trump Voters, Are Your Lives Any Better Now?

Aug 12, 2017

America Needs A True Leader Now, Not Some Little Boy Who Plays With His Twitter All Day

Aug 12, 2017

WATCH: Bill Maher Makes Fun Of ‘The Fat Man and the LIttle Boy’

Aug 12, 2017

Donald Trump is ‘The Boy Who Cried Wolf’

Aug 11, 2017

Collusion, Illusion, or The The Delusion of Kellyanne Conway?

Aug 11, 2017

Donald Trump is The ‘Villiage Idiot’ with His Shaky Fingers on The Nuclear Button

Aug 11, 2017

Trump Is A 71-Year-Old, Petulant Child Who Takes No Responsibility For His Failures

Aug 10, 2017

Mike Pence Doth Protest Too Much?

Aug 7, 2017

Trump Intends To Do Nothing But Ride His Golf Cart All Over The Golf Course For 17 Days

Aug 7, 2017

Trump Is America’s Biggest Loser

Aug 7, 2017

Trump Still Just Can’t Keep His Hands Off Of His ‘Twitter,’ Even With A General Standing Over Him

Aug 7, 2017

Ambassador Nikki Haley Just Kicked Secretary Of State Rex Tillerson Off Of The World Stage

Aug 7, 2017

Mike Pence Is Slithering Up To The Oval Office Chair So He Can Slide Right Into It

Aug 7, 2017

Paul Ryan Has Been Dreaming About Puting My Mother On The Street For Decades

Aug 7, 2017

Democrats Don’t Need A ‘Platform,’ They Need A Personality

Aug 7, 2017

What The Heck Is A ‘Working Vacation?’

Aug 7, 2017

Kamala Harris Will Be The Next President Of The United States

Aug 7, 2017

Trump’s Great ‘Wall’ Of Lies, Deceit and Failure

Aug 7, 2017

Did Bruce Jenner Become Caitlyn Jenner Just For Money?

Aug 5, 2017

The White House Is Leaking So Much Because It Is Full Of Poison

Aug 5, 2017

Donald Trump Knows His Days As President, Or Even As A Free Man, Are Numbered

Aug 4, 2017

Why Does Rachel Maddow Keep Taking Days Off At The Most Important Time In American History?

Aug 3, 2017

Donald Trump Doesn’t Want To Be President Anymore Because Because He Doesn’t Want To Go To Jail

Aug 3, 2017

Trump slams Congress for bringing Russia relations to ‘dangerous low’

Aug 3, 2017

Donald Trump Fancies Himself Bette Davis As He Says About The White House: ‘What A Dump!’

Aug 2, 2017

Poor Little Donald Trump Doesn’t Realize Most Of America Isn’t Buying His B.S.

Aug 2, 2017

Healthcare Means Nothing If Trump Starts World War III

Aug 1, 2017

Trump Doesn’t Like McCain Because ‘He Was Captured’ Yet Trump Avoided Fighting FIVE TIMES

Aug 1, 2017

Donald Trump Gets Caught In A ‘Triple Lie’ And Strikes Out

Aug 1, 2017

Chris Christie Just Can’t Stop Eating Nachos And Insulting Citizens

Jul 31, 2017

The White House Is Sinking Faster Than The Titanic

Jul 31, 2017

WATCH: Samantha Bee Rips President Trump For Spreading ‘Taint’

Jul 31, 2017

Trump Couldn’t Run A Casino, Yet Alone America

Jul 30, 2017

Trump Is Nothing But A Fat, Lazy Loser Who Just Wants to Sit on His Fat Ass

Jul 29, 2017

Trump Has Soiled The Oval Office Chair More Than A Pig Living On A Fat Farm

Jul 29, 2017

Born Rich and Protected Trump Incites Violence Accross America–Sounds Just Like Kim Jong Un

Jul 29, 2017

WATCH: Samantha Bee Gives The Mooch ‘The Finger’

Jul 29, 2017

Trump Grabs P@ssy At Will, Yet The ‘Religious’ Huckabee Family Says ‘Have At It’

Jul 28, 2017

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Seems To Admire Abusive White Men

Jul 28, 2017

The Mooch ‘Screws Himself’ In Public

Jul 28, 2017

Trump Has Mastered ‘The Art of the Fail’

Jul 28, 2017

Guess Who Just Got Fired?

Jul 28, 2017

Trump Can’t Win A Thing, Even When The Deck Is ‘Stacked’ In His Favor

Jul 28, 2017

WATCH: Stephen Colbert Rips Scaramucci For Profanity-Laced Interview

Jul 28, 2017

Our ‘First Lady’ Seems To Be Nothing More Than A Woman With a Great ‘Boob Job’

Jul 27, 2017

If There Was Ever A ‘Swamp,’ Trump Is The ‘Overlord’

Jul 27, 2017

Gay People Are Born Gay, And Ted Cruz Asks “Why am I Persecuted?!”

Jul 27, 2017

Anthony Scaramucci is Trump’s ‘Mini-Me’

Jul 27, 2017

Anthony Scaramucci Is Twisted, Thinks HE is The President, Not Trump

Jul 27, 2017

WATCH: Seth Meyers Scolds Donald Trump For Lying About Transgendered Military Ban

Jul 27, 2017

Trump Must Keep His Hands Off Of His ‘Twitter’ For The Sake Of America

Jul 26, 2017

Donald Trump Is Nothing But A Sniveling Little Idiot

Jul 26, 2017

Trump Is The Sewage That Made America’s Swamp So Deep

Jul 26, 2017

Trump’s ‘Boy Scout Speech’ Was A Low Point in American History

Jul 25, 2017

Should John McCain’s Vote Be Counted, Now That He Has Had Part of His Brain Removed?

Jul 25, 2017

Trump ‘Abuses’ the Boy Scouts to Score Political Points

Jul 25, 2017

Kwotable Called it First, Now Stephen Colbert Makes Fun of Anthony Scaramucci’s Hands

Jul 25, 2017

SNL Will Surely Do A Skit on Anthony Scaramucci’s Love of His Own Hands

Jul 24, 2017

Ronald Reagan’s ‘Shining City on a Hill’ Just Got Bombed by a Crook Named Donald Trump

Jul 23, 2017

Time To ‘Fumigate’ The White House

Jul 23, 2017

Make America Free Again And Throw Dictator Trump Out of Office

Jul 23, 2017

WATCH: Samantha Bee On Trump’s Voter ‘Integrity’ Commission

Jul 23, 2017

WATCH: Samantha Bee Asks ‘When Will Trump be Impeached?’

Jul 23, 2017

Anthony Scaramucci Is One Very Scary Dude

Jul 22, 2017

WATCH: Samantha Bee Rips Congressman Louie Gohmert

Jul 20, 2017

Jeff Sessions Won’t Resign Because He Believes Trump Will Probably Be Impeached

Jul 20, 2017

The ‘Tiger’ Has Trump By The Tail

Jul 19, 2017

How Many Times Can Mitch McConnell Fail Before We Say ‘You’re Fired?’

Jul 19, 2017

Poor Don Jr. Never Knew Life Could Be So Hard

Jul 19, 2017